When your favorite name for a guy is now either Johhny or Jack, even though you didn't used to like the name Jack because you used to be bullied by a Jack in Primary School
BUT NOW YOU LOVE THAT NAME
When you have watched everything on YouTube relating to Jonny Depp or Jack Sparrow...EVERYTHING!!!
When you considered dreadlocking your hair and tying stuff into it...
When everytime you see a skull and crossbone...you only think of one thing...JACK SPARROW
when you had thought twice about shoplifting that Jack Sparrow doll... but of course you didn't do it. a funny thought just came across your mind.....
when you dream of sailing the seven seas or making an old style ship that could really sail and put black sails on it and christen it the black pearl.....
when you believe that Pirates of the Caribbean could have happened at some point in the past.... jump
when you think that tortuga is real..
when you have created a club where people like you who are just as obsessed with POTC have come and STAYED....
when you have more than 50 images and files on your computer dedicated to Jack Sparrow and POTC and they even have their own named folders that you refuse everyone who you share your computer to touch.....
when your mom threatens to not let you see the premiere of Piratess 3 because of the thing you did wrong...
when you can't even see the walls on your room because of all those posters of Johnny depp and Jack Sparrow and POTC, but you can't see them anyways because of all those figures and dolls and knick-knacks that have the word Pirate written all over them...
when you're bored at school you draw (or at least attempt to) draw stuff related to POTC, or write Captain Jack Sparrow on the back of your notebook that it got full and you had to buy a new one and that the whole school knows you're obsessed with it..
when you let your imagination run wild and write all these obsession stuff without them even happening to you!! (that's me.. >.<😉 jump angel_not
... when you've got three PotC fanfictions going at once, and more ideas runninga round in your mind.
... when you finish every question with, "savvy?"
... when you're in a group project, midway through, and suddenly announce, "this is either brilliance, or madness."
... when you wonder what your crush would look like with a white wig, a la Norrington.
... when you start spelling "royal" with an "e" on the end, because that's how "Port Royale" is spelled.
... when you see a good friend, you proclaim, "Jack Sparrow! I can honestly say I'm glad to see you!"
... when you're confused, you start speaking "cannibal language," always sure to include "ball licky-licky."
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when you see a hot guy you compare him to Johnny depp
ex: Shay is really hot he is up there behind Johnny
when your parents ask what you want for your birthday and it can only be one thing you answer POTC
ex: "Sweetheart what do you want for your birthday and it can only be one thing?" You answer " i want a pirates jacket" "just a jacket?" anything pirates!" "What about an ipod or a cell phone?" "NO i want anything pirates"
For PE you wear your POTC jacket to show your support for potc
ex: Aren't you hot? your teacher asks you tell her" no i just love my jacket"
to make fun of a male you call him a eunuch because you know Jack would do the same
ex: I wouldn't date a eunuch like you!
you have a child/niece/nephew/little brother/sister/babysit and you are feeding them food you do it pirate style
ex: Now my little kraken eat the gummy bears here comes Jack sparrow!! aww very good you are a great kraken
your teacher sees something pirate from someone else that is not you and he/she asks do you know- insert name here-
ex: "Ingrid! you have a pirates medallion one of my other students has one too" Ingrid smiles "You mean-insert name here- yeah i know him/her
when you suddenly fall asleep too tired to even only change to pyjamas and another day your sister tells you that when she in the midnight woke up you was speaking something (i am a Slovak and i was speaking english!!! 😄 )and it was surely from pirates coz there was obviously heard something like.."jack.." and also elizabeth and then almost every scene from Potc with jack and liz and even scenes which weren´t in CotBP or DMC...who knows?maybe AWE??? 😉 but unfortunately she didn´t understand me....because at first-well it was english..and second-in fact i was sleeping so i didn´t articulate clearly...god i want to know what i was speaking!!!!!!!!! 😒 😆
and when you aren´t english or american (well for example i am slovak as i said before) and whenever some lines from POTC or some words which said someone from this movie come to my mind(which is too often 😄) i say it and then (when it´s very funny..-again quite often) i start to laugh ...at first everyone was confused and didn´t understand and thinks i´m stupid or psycho 😄 but now when I´m saying something in english everyone knows what it means or at least that it´s from pirates 😆