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Originally posted by Bwa Ha Ha
You're trying to make her see reason? Impossible.
Hello Miz BwaHH, your post gave me pause. I could care less about ladybug seeing. This is my bad.
😮 I decided to be self-indulgent. 😮 story: I was in a group for a ranch weekend. This one lady just got all over my delicate sensibilities, boy was she a bossy git . I was stompin', fussin' 😠 , friend starts laughing. Says--reason she's bugging you 😕 is You See something in her that you don't like in yourself . Oops!! She's right . Thanks Miz BwaHH , I'm spoiled and I just got over my silly self.😮
I apologise to all. I know the code--if you can't say something obsessed, then don't say anything at all.
Now, back to the happy place...
You know you're obsessed when any mention of Pirates of the Caribbean makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather giddy.
You and Ted and Terry have a very bitter-sweet relationship.
Your friends call you "that pirate girl" behind your back...and you don't mind.
You're newly friends with someone and they already know that anything they get you for your birthday will be great as long as it relates to POTC.
You refer to Will/Orlando as "The Whelp" (no offence to any will-lovers!)
You're pervy about the characters in the movie, and proud as heck about it 😄 😄 (lmbo, TMaria!)
I'm surprized at the depth of this obsession--didn't steal, nor nab or blackmail, but I stood and stared so lovingly so longingly at a PotC Kleenex box ( that was almost empty) on my friend and co-worker's desk, that she finally went, "uh, do you want that--you like that movie right?" Then palmed her own forehead, muttering oh, yeah, right. And then showed it to everyone on my way back to my spot. Grown people acting like kids, yeah, that pretty much covers it. Oh, and figured out a way to use my pirate garb (miz WilloftheWisp) to teach characterization and description. Even borrowed a prop blunderbuss--stylin' obsession.
Originally posted by J.P Jaeh_PooleI don't at all..
obsessed when you play the vcd/dvd every night before you sleep on a boombox which also doubles as a vcd/dvd player even though you don't have a tv in your room and you oculd only hear their voices just because you miss Jack's voice? (that goes for each, every, and all the POTC movies)I do that. 😄
Originally posted by J.P Jaeh_PooleOh, my, National Treasure now?!
LOLyou see, i do that too with national treasure 1.. i just love listening to riley poole.. GAH. I'm sooo nuts over RIley!
Originally posted by J.P Jaeh_PooleIsn't that what the whole universe does now?.
um.. okay... back to topic.. 😄you know you're obsessed when you quote jack, or talk like jack, and not realize it until someone actually comments on it!
Are you okay? (thinks.. like as though scared or p*d... i am just so lonely..)
"I'm an Ordinary Man"
"Well after all, Pickering, I'm an ordinary man,
Who desires nothing more than an ordinary chance,
to live exactly as he likes, and do precisely what he wants...
An average man am I, of no eccentric whim,
Who likes to live his life, free of strife,
doing whatever he thinks is best, for him,
Well... just an ordinary man...
BUT, Let a woman in your life and your serenity is through,
she'll redecorate your home, from the cellar to the dome,
and then go on to the enthralling fun of overhauling you...
Let a woman in your life, and you're up against a wall,
make a plan and you will find,
that she has something else in mind,
and so rather than do either you do something else
that neither likes at all You want to talk of Keats and Milton,
she only wants to talk of love,
You go to see a play or ballet, and spend it searching
for her glove, Let a woman in your life
and you invite eternal strife,
Let them buy their wedding bands for those anxious little hands...
I'd be equally as willing for a dentist to be drilling
than to ever let a woman in my life, I'm a very gentle man,
even tempered and good natured
who you never hear complain,
Who has the milk of human kindness
by the quart in every vein,
A patient man am I, down to my fingertips,
the sort who never could, ever would,
let an insulting remark escape his lips
Very gentle man...
But, Let a woman in your life,
and patience hasn't got a chance,
she will beg you for advice, your reply will be concise,
and she will listen very nicely, and then go out
and do exactly what she wants!!!
You are a man of grace and polish,
who never spoke above a hush,
all at once you're using language that would make
a sailor blush, Let a woman in your life,
and you're plunging in a knife,
Let the others of my sex, tie the knot around their necks,
I prefer a new edition of the Spanish Inquisition
than to ever let a woman in my life I'm a quiet living man,
who prefers to spend the evening in the silence of his room,
who likes an atmosphere as restful as
an undiscovered tomb,
A pensive man am I, of philosophical joys,
who likes to meditate, contemplate,
far for humanities mad inhuman noise,
Quiet living man....
But, let a woman in your life, and your sabbatical is through,
in a line that never ends comes an army of her friends,
come to jabber and to chatter
and to tell her what the matter is with YOU!,
she'll have a booming boisterous family,
who will descend on you en mass,
she'll have a large wagnarian mother,
with a voice that shatters glass,
Let a woman in your life,
Let a woman in your life,
Let a woman in your life I shall never let a woman in my life"
Sorry to dig so deep in the way back stack (mostly cos of the bad taste in the brain left by that other party) but.....
y'all, you know without a doubt that you are OBESSESSED kicking (and like Miz PotC2003 says "You say it like it's a bad thing."😉 when you are driving down the road and somebody has the little wrist wrappy things on their wrist and their hand is in the car window and you change lanes so you can see the person who has included this marvelous affectation of the beloved one in their every day dress and it's some goofy bowhead of a girl......ohmy flooring goodness inlove!!!!! LTC for pity's sake woman, get a non-piratista life--really y'all, maybe we could have an intervention thread and/or a tv series, where every week we get together tabletalkto save one of us from the latent (or overt) power of the pirate. The first part of the intervention is admitting you have a problem--Hello, I'm Texxy, and I am a piratista--(chorus of HIs). No!!!!! I'm not giving up my sword, or sash (by the way, just got a new one)!! I love the waistcoats.....anyway, I'm obessed--yes it's true--2003-now and (brass monkey--FIVE YEARS!!!!!!)😱
But but but....what if I like my obsession, and the attendant dress and vocabulary and you know, I'm gettng sorta good at it and I can spot the tiniest potc logo on something 4, yes 4 shopping aisles away.
And I can spot any of the near pirate anythings==anywhere and that includes my contacts when I've dropped them at the beach, in a rainstorm at midnight after 4 shots of Corazon And found it--flashlights people always hunt your contacts with a flashlight! Glintage works!
You'll keep me anyway--I just know it--that way your secrets are SAFE...yeah, your. secrets. are. safe. with. me.
okay I tried to be nice and share--if no one else is obessed it's okay with me--anywho, I'm just looking for a place to park this very important blue address thingydingy--it's ice skaters (don't ask--from the south, yes, mother had twisted ideas about ice skating--Sonja Henje) and these guys are COOL BEANS!