Why France should rule America

The country of France is your rightful ruler and master Americans.

That's right, you heard it from this neo-Francophile first.

Call it an epiphany I stumbled upon between FOX News highlights of the official Congressional cafeteria renaming of French Fries to Freedom and the WMD League sports recap (If you missed it, the US edged Iraq 100,000-100 in the warm-up before next week's Nuclear Bowl against North Korea--It was a barnburner! Literally!).

Anyway, all this French/Freedom bashing of concepts, ideas, people, and foods French got me a-thinkin' . . . maybe your Frenchate(c) is really just a manifestation of your deep-seeded, unresolved feelings of inferiority to the incomparable culture, intelligence, and that je n'sais quoi that is France!

Now stay with me for a minute. I know readin' isn't an American forte--I prepared these visual examples that ought to make things a lot clearer:

Would the best anthem please sing me a ditty? Take a seat, Mr. Star-Spangled.

Would the flag please flutter a-titter? Get limp, Stars and Stripes!

Would the best emperor ever please stand up? Not so fast, Bush II.

Would the best Star Trek captain please make it so? Priceline on line #1, Tiberius.

Now some of you will come in here bantering about statistics such as GNP (actually on KMC this is unlikely), and win-loss records in World Wars, but as a pre-emptive rebuttal, I say an emphatic, full-throated French NON!

France is about love, culture, beautiful women, direct, unfriendly men, small, pale children, Serena hating, World War losing, and cheap, delicious wine. If you don't understand that, you don't understand life.

VIVE LA FRANCE! DISCUSS

Oh, and Alizee is French!!

Shut up frenchy. Germany should rule France.

Originally posted by KidRock
Shut up frenchy. Germany should rule France.

If the French had been listened to, how many less dead Americans would we have had over the last few years!

France has Alizee 🙂

and in the US

Britney 🙁

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France can't even rule itself! They lose EVERY war! The US sh*ts all over France

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EDIT: And Kirk > Piccard.

Originally posted by Blaxican
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France can't even rule itself! They lose EVERY war! The US sh*ts all over France

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EDIT: And Kirk > Piccard.

But you have no culture and are very fat (usually)

And you have no Military.

Originally posted by Blaxican
And you have no Military.

I'm not French

Okay. The French have no Military.

Originally posted by Blaxican
Okay. The French have no Military.

They also don't have many troops dying in a "friendly" nation they are "helping". They are wise compared to George Bush.

And if World War III broke out right now, they would need help of said Bush.

Originally posted by Blaxican
And if World War III broke out right now, they would need help of said Bush.

They have an independent nuclear deterrent.

Which means nothing, in all honesty. If France were to get invaded by a country that also had nuclear weaposn their own would mean virtually nothing.

This is funny, I like it. Yeah France would probably do a good job actually. Get some healthy food into America, get some culture in there too, get some cheap booze in there and America can return the favour by introducing the French to deodrant. Although some American truckers will probably require the same introduction.

Originally posted by Blaxican
Which means nothing, in all honesty. If France were to get invaded by a country that also had nuclear weaposn their own would mean virtually nothing.

No one can easily invade France, they belong to the European community, Nato etc. If World War 3 broke out the US would need Europe as much as Europe needs the US. It's that simple. This thread is not about War though as stated. It's about culture.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
This is funny, I like it. Yeah France would probably do a good job actually. Get some healthy food into America, get some culture in there too, get some cheap booze in there and America can return the favour by introducing the French to deodrant. Although some American truckers will probably require the same introduction.

Exactly the point.

An american

an American family

some more Americans

The American Flag of Culture

hahaha yeah, I'm lovin' the pictorial evidence. Don't worry though I don't need convincing, obesity is as much a part of the American culture as thanksgiving or racism

Originally posted by The Libertine
No one can easily invade France, they belong to the European community, Nato etc.

Exactly. France would get invaded in a few weeks as usual and would then need the help of the rest of the world. Operation Overlord anyone? 🙂

If World War 3 broke out the US would need Europe as much as Europe needs the US. It's that simple.

Yeah, but the US wouldn't need France... Not too mention that the US can hold its own against any other Nation on the planet. 😬

Le Moving....

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Although some American truckers will probably require the same introduction.

So how many American truckers have you sniffed?

Originally posted by The Libertine

Unfortunately thats not too far from the truth.

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To answer this thread: France doesnt have the might, they would lose badly.

Americans are also very stupid