THE IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION game thread

You ask a question very impossible to answer. No riddles or Extremely hard questions. Only questions that you know, and not no one else. You can answer the impossible questions the best you can. Please, no stupid ANSWERS, and the question must be impossible, not stupid.

SIDE NOTE: This is not a duplicate thread.

Ready?

How many shoes?

Eleven

Why?

Because you touch yourself at night.

How?

You just grap a plane to China...

You hit a man but why is my glass alive?

With a Fork

How many fingers am I holding up?

10

What time is it in your anus?

Because duplicate thread..

Gravepine or Grapevine?

Half past dead

When does the Eagle fly?

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Half past dead

When does the Eagle fly?

I am alive. I don't know why

KILIMANJARO!

FINE!?

No.

What color is my underwear?

KILIMANJARO!

FINE!?!

Monkeys Uncle

Chicken?

Egg

Sonic or Tails?

Sonic...

That's not an impossible question... You fail.

Knuckles.

How long is a piece of string?

-AC

Tails

How can you fly?

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Sonic...

That's not an impossible question... You fail.

[This game sucks balls.. I don't care]

minipie

what is pie front ways?

Eip

Whats the opposite of 6?