War Hulk runs the gauntlet! Yes! The War Hulk!
Step Right Up and see the Bedazzling, positively magnetizing, super exciting, thrilling, more verbing, event of the year! I'll stop if you give me spelling lessons! Hulk Fanboys can fill in the part of the Colosseum where the lions entertain you during the gauntlet while the rest of you step this way! *points towards an entrance.*
In round 1 Hulk Scares off with The Grey Hulk and the dread Pineapple Thing!!!!!!!!
In Round 2 The Hulk squares off with his dreaded counterpart The Savage Hulk!
now I'd take a moment to thank our sponsors.
*oprah commercial comes up*
In Round 3 he takes on current Firestorm, Blue Beetle, Supernova,and The Atom!
Now in round 4 He takes on The daring X-men! Featuring: Wolverine, Cyclops, Gambit, Nightcrawler, Cable, and Psylocke!
In Round 5 He takes on the great Warrior Madness Thor!
In round 6 he takes on The Sentry!
In Round 7 He takes on Superman! Yes The Superman!
In Round 8 He takes on Silver Surfer and Captain Atom!
In Round 9 He takes on Darkseid!
In Round 10 he takes on Galactus!
In round 11 He makes up the creature that lurks in all Hulk fanboys, hulklings as I call them, The Devil Hulk!
*audience gasps*
LET US RUMBLE LIKE IT'S 1975!