DO cry out "you devious short man" whenever Beckett looks like he's plotting (which is all the time)
DO show up to the premiere with green toothpast smeared all over your teeth. When someone asks you what the deal is, say you're channeling Tia Dalma.
DO come up with dirty things Mr. Cotton is really thinking when his parrot talks for him.
DON'T interrupt any of Jack's lines. Just sit in awe and wonder at them.
DON'T hesitate to tackle someone for saying they're confused because they're probably just not paying attention. Tackle them especially hard if they say, "But I thought Jack died in DMC."
LOL yeah. Lets see...
Don't...
throw stuff when u see becket..hear it from me. They WILL remove u.
try to sneak rum into the theatre. Once again my mates..u WILL be removed.
make smooching noises when u see Jack's sexy, gorgeouse, handsome, deviliciouse...face. No on the second thought do that, if ur ok with the glare the ppl sitting next to u will give u! i know I am..totally worth it.
Do:
inform everyone of the trivia you're learned over the last months.
make high bets with ppl over what will happen...ppl who aren't POTC savvy don't know much. You'll win for sure.
sit on the edge of your seat and very close to the person-whose-sitting-infront-of-you's head when ever JE have scene.
stay till the end of the credits in the case of another(and very probable) easter egg
make everyone else stay with u and watch till the end and nagg about why in the credits they write Jack sparrow and not CAPTAIN
as you're waiting for the easter egg entertain you're self with finding all the stuff "Depp" related (example: Mr.Depp's assistant....) and imagine how good Mr.Depp would sould if it were Mrs.Depp
make cute, puppy-love (as I like to call it) noises whenever u see the monkey(in it's living fluffy form ofcourse)
Originally posted by CaptainJacksLuv
5.IF (IF) they kill Norri scream :"How could u do this to sailorleo? She loved him...LOVED HIM I TELL U!"7. if Johnny takes his shirt off scream until they remove u from the theatre!
11. do a victory dance if JE kiss!!
Hilarious!
i know! *sniff* they better not kill him...i plan on screaming so loudly that everyone in the western hemisphere will feel my pain....
DO throw up when you see Will and Liz scenes.
DONT stop cheering for Jack and Liz even if they try to shush you 😄
DO bring your box of tissues for those touching scenes 😉
DO bring an old shoe to chew on when anxiety attacks.
DONT bring a friend who doesn't know caca from the movie. She/He won't stop asking questions.
DON'T use your credit card to pay for multiple viewings of AWE and wind up in debt.
DON'T cry if they replay Jack's death scene. You've seen him in the previews!
DO bring your own plastic sword and mimic the characters' movements.
DO wear your hair in dredlocks and put them up into a bandana. If someone asks, say it's your skull that they modeled for the poster.