Witness To An Uncomfortable Act

Started by Eclipso5 pages

You want an uncomfortable act? I just got back from the movies, where this "plus sized" guy was eating popcorn by the handful. One 3rd got in his mouth, One half fell on him, and the other 3rd flew out in front of him.

Originally posted by Eclipso
You want an uncomfortable act? I just got back from the movies, where this "plus sized" guy was eating popcorn by the handful. One 3rd got in his mouth, One half fell on him, and the other 3rd flew out in front of him.

That's not uncomfortable, that's just grotesque.

or maybe it'll just make things worse.

I was more facisinated then anything.

Why does my spelling suck so bad?

Originally posted by Eclipso
I was more facisinated then anything.

Why does my spelling suck so bad?

Because you can't seem to find the Spellcheck button?

Originally posted by InnerRise
So I'm in my room. Some of you may know that I'm on no good terms with my roommate.

So for some reason, his girlfriend happens to be down here. Why? I do not know. She doesn't go to school here. I think she's still in highschool and why would she come on a Thursday???

Spring Break is Next Week for pete's sake.

So anyway, he hops up onto his top bunk.

She comes along and asks me to leave. I say "Umm...NO" of course.

So she repeats, "NO?". And I say "NO".

I say it in a common way too. As in "Ummmm NO."(Who do you think you are asking me to leave my room, you don't pay my college tuition b@tch)

SO she hops on to the top bunk and they proceed to do the DO for a good 45 minutes.

It was so nasty and pervasive and I just felt.....I don't know. It was very weird and I was just losing it. I couldn't focus on my tv shows, the internet or anything. I was pissed off, losing my mind..the whole 9.

I didn't dare turn my head to the left to watch tv for I could see them out of my peripheral vision.

I will never forget this moment for the rest of my life and my roommate has just signed his name on my sh!tlist. Not to mention he's unkept looking and hardly takes any showers so yeah. It was extra nasty.

You could hear them smacking li.....ugh...forget it.

I'm just so out of whack right now because of all of this.

People continue to find ways to top themselves when it comes to annoying me....angering me....pissing me off.....I want to cut something...............

Anata Wa Wakarimasu Ka.....

Im seriously sorry you had to go through that... but good for you for standing your ground and not leaving when that b*tch told you to leave.

Originally posted by Puzzle
Because you can't seem to find the Spellcheck button?

I'm willing to admit that up until now, I honestly never saw it.

Danke 😎

Originally posted by Eclipso
I'm willing to admit that up until now, I honestly never saw it.

Danke 😎

Honestly...never saw it...when it was...right there? blankpuzzle

Originally posted by Barker
Was she hot?

exactly, hot or not?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
exactly, hot or not?

RTFT

Originally posted by Puzzle
RTFT
thumbsup

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

then you should have smacked that ass and kicked your roommate out, keeping her all for yourself. 😂

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
then you should have smacked that ass and kicked your roommate out, keeping her all for yourself. 😂

RTFT mean Read the ****ing thread, he said she's cute but not hot and doesn't see her like that at all. 😐

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Dude, I once had a bad roommate. You know what I did? I did ANYTHING THAT WOULD PISS HIM OFF. Including, throwing away his breakfast, turning up the stereo while hes sleeping, throwing away his CD's, and etc.

Piss him off long enough, he'll go away.

Originally posted by Puzzle
RTFT mean Read the ****ing thread, he said she's cute but not hot and doesn't see her like that at all. 😐

easy, tex, slow your roll. no need for cursing at me.

Originally posted by Black Dalek
As nice as that sounds, it's unrealistic though. That's waayyyy too much. Plus I'd just be opening the door for him to mess up my stuff when I'm not in my room and believe me he goes to like only 2-3 of his classes a week. He's always in that room.

Compared to him. I'm gone 24/7. He'd pretty much have the advantage and rule that war. 😬

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

why dont you just get another roommate? arent there rules at your school, a certain line of behavior that must be followed?

Originally posted by InnerRise
So I'm in my room. Some of you may know that I'm on no good terms with my roommate.

So for some reason, his girlfriend happens to be down here. Why? I do not know. She doesn't go to school here. I think she's still in highschool and why would she come on a Thursday???

Spring Break is Next Week for pete's sake.

So anyway, he hops up onto his top bunk.

She comes along and asks me to leave. I say "Umm...NO" of course.

So she repeats, "NO?". And I say "NO".

I say it in a common way too. As in "Ummmm NO."(Who do you think you are asking me to leave my room, you don't pay my college tuition b@tch)

SO she hops on to the top bunk and they proceed to do the DO for a good 45 minutes.

It was so nasty and pervasive and I just felt.....I don't know. It was very weird and I was just losing it. I couldn't focus on my tv shows, the internet or anything. I was pissed off, losing my mind..the whole 9.

I didn't dare turn my head to the left to watch tv for I could see them out of my peripheral vision.

I will never forget this moment for the rest of my life and my roommate has just signed his name on my sh!tlist. Not to mention he's unkept looking and hardly takes any showers so yeah. It was extra nasty.

You could hear them smacking li.....ugh...forget it.

I'm just so out of whack right now because of all of this.

People continue to find ways to top themselves when it comes to annoying me....angering me....pissing me off.....I want to cut something...............

Anata Wa Wakarimasu Ka.....

Didn't you know it was coming? No pun intended.😬

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Didn't you know it was coming? No pun intended.😬

my thoughts exactly. 🙂