Do a guy a favour!!

Originally posted by Puzzle

Spoiler:
Pornotube

...real site. 😂

*visits* ermm

been there. it stinks.

I'm about to find out.

godspeed.

Yeah it sucked.

Literally?

No, not literally. 😛

haermm 313

Originally posted by Barker
haermm 313

But yeah, it wasn't that good. 13

Yeah, I'd look, but everyone happens to be in the room at the moment.

Damn Shark. ermm

Wait, good Shark.

ermmnone

I will eat your family!

I'm not a tuna. I only smell like one.

😐

Have you been hanging out with Femme again? haermm

Originally posted by Barker
I'm not a tuna. I only smell like one.

😐

Yeah, we were in her car, and her closet, and her kitchen.

Dunt ask plz kthx. 🙂 haermm

So you were driving with her in her car.

Picking out clothes for her in her closet.

Frying tuna with her in her kitchen.

Right? haermm

Yeah.

Well, what happened, was, we went to Sea World. Fortunately, Femme brought the drinks. We got really into it. She jumped into the fish tank while I chatted up the guard- he was humming NSYNC. She caught a big one; I think she named it Wailmer. She stuffed it under her shirt- which was white, I might add- and kind of looked pregnant. All guys were like, "DAMN, Barker!", and we left. Then we went to her house, because the fish wet on her. haermm

She picked out this tiny dress, probably left over from when Mist came over. Finally, she kicked my ass out the door, cooked some tuna, brought me back, scrubbed that ****ing pan with my ass, and kicked me out again.

She didn't use the Pokemon though- she pulled some dusty-ass cans from the cupboards. Of course, no guy wants a girl who smells like tuna before secks, so she was alone that night.

Lucky ass fish.

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Originally posted by Barker
Yeah.

Well, what happened, was, we went to Sea World. Fortunately, Femme brought the drinks. We got really into it. She jumped into the fish tank while I chatted up the guard- he was humming NSYNC. She caught a big one; I think she named it Wailmer. She stuffed it under her shirt- which was white, I might add- and kind of looked pregnant. All guys were like, "DAMN, Barker!", and we left. Then we went to her house, because the fish wet on her. haermm

She picked out this tiny dress, probably left over from when Mist came over. Finally, she kicked my ass out the door, cooked some tuna, brought me back, scrubbed that ****ing pan with my ass, and kicked me out again.

She didn't use the Pokemon though- she pulled some dusty-ass cans from the cupboards. Of course, no guy wants a girl who smells like tuna before secks, so she was alone that night.

Lucky ass fish.

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PRO-F*CKIN-FILED! 😂

isn'y it a grand when everything seems to add up perfectly?

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