T.E.A.M Headquarters- Those Mongooses...

When a child screams because their parent won't let them watch their yugioh, When A turtle doesn't beat the rabbit, when the diabolical rattle snake defeats the great Mongoose. T.E.A.M is there! The T, often considered the most important letter in the alphabet. T often has sexual intercourse with the **** of the alphabet "U." Therefore there would be no T in T.E.A.M without T! T stands for The! Great Caesar's ghost without this letter it'd make me think of my old girlfriend tam, or "tammy" as she preferred to be called. Without E there would be no justice in what we do. Without E! there would be no drunk staggering Hercules. Why, yes the Letter E is the clogged arteries of our fine institution that was built on the ancient penguin burial grounds o so many years ago. Some think the E stands for over emphasize, but only the wise truly know it stands for Eradicating. Now I know you 3rd grade viewers at ho,e are saying, "Eradicating?" Well I know you spelling Bee Champs are asking about the word origin, but quite frankly I do not know. Without This next letter. Tricksterpriest wouldn't have that Fancy Golden tooth! This letter supplies all our pride, money, lust, this letter's just one giant sin in the view of all religions. And that's exactly why they elected me team leader, but only true evil can be the master mind! *looks at Grey Wolf* This Letter will give you money, but kick your as$ letter. Give it Up for the letter A! Most of you drop outs are saying does A stand for apple. well all I have to say is. pal. You've got some nerve. the A stands for ANGRY! Boy o Boy kids if you've read this far, you must love me as it is. What dedication! Let's blaze onward with my cheesy "worker of the week" Slide Show. Without this letter no one would no who we are. This letter is the most mysterious, fur, eradicating letter of hem all. This letter would kill me if it had the chance. This letter makes socks and fanboys shiver in their boots. The letter I mean is the letter M! For Mongoose! That's right we are the Beatles! .....I mean we are the mongooses and trust me we will have a number one hit on the charts soon enough! So no that you've read my seminar you can't close our thread. MONGOOSES ASSEMBLE!

Redatom65-Captain Atomish dude-Field Leader!

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Spoiler:
......goooonna get closed

but good luck 😛

all the other teams got a thread 🙁 POWER TO THE PEOPLE

😆 😆 That BIG paragraph made my eyes hurt but it was funny!

You did get permission from Digi to do this right? 😕

hysterical You are a comic genius.

TricksterPriest=Personality of Holocaust/Deadpool, powers of Classic Apocalypse=Vanguard/hothead powerhouse!

Originally posted by Hercules
😆 😆 That BIG paragraph made my eyes hurt but it was funny!

You did get permission from Digi to do this right? 😕

I was hoping that he'd be ammused by this since there are already like 3 other team threads...

Originally posted by Redatom65
I was hoping that he'd be ammused by this since there are already like 3 other team threads...

Yes but he did put up a thread about rules regarding new teams, it does save on us turning other threads into conversations though.

And its all in the name of fun! but technically we are breaking the rules...does that make us Super Villians? 😕

It'll save us from half a million pm's too.

Originally posted by Redatom65
It'll save us from half a million pm's too.

This is very true!

i went outa my way to make a corny speile(sp?) just so I can keep this thread open. All of our members are regular posters and typically well respected posters. Even Hercules! He's a drunk but he still get's love!

Originally posted by Redatom65
When a child screams because their parent won't let them watch their yugioh, When A turtle doesn't beat the rabbit, when the diabolical rattle snake defeats the great Mongoose. T.E.A.M is there! The T, often considered the most important letter in the alphabet. T often has sexual intercourse with the **** of the alphabet "U." Therefore there would be no T in T.E.A.M without T! T stands for The! Great Caesar's ghost without this letter it'd make me think of my old girlfriend tam, or "tammy" as she preferred to be called. Without E there would be no justice in what we do. Without E! there would be no drunk staggering Hercules. Why, yes the Letter E is the clogged arteries of our fine institution that was built on the ancient penguin burial grounds o so many years ago. Some think the E stands for over emphasize, but only the wise truly know it stands for Eradicating. Now I know you 3rd grade viewers at ho,e are saying, "Eradicating?" Well I know you spelling Bee Champs are asking about the word origin, but quite frankly I do not know. Without This next letter. Tricksterpriest wouldn't have that Fancy Golden tooth! This letter supplies all our pride, money, lust, this letter's just one giant sin in the view of all religions. And that's exactly why they elected me team leader, but only true evil can be the master mind! *looks at Grey Wolf* This Letter will give you money, but kick your as$ letter. Give it Up for the letter A! Most of you drop outs are saying does A stand for apple. well all I have to say is. pal. You've got some nerve. the A stands for ANGRY! Boy o Boy kids if you've read this far, you must love me as it is. What dedication! Let's blaze onward with my cheesy "worker of the week" Slide Show. Without this letter no one would no who we are. This letter is the most mysterious, fur, eradicating letter of hem all. This letter would kill me if it had the chance. This letter makes socks and fanboys shiver in their boots. The letter I mean is the letter M! For Mongoose! That's right we are the Beatles! .....I mean we are the mongooses and trust me we will have a number one hit on the charts soon enough! So no that you've read my seminar you can't close our thread. MONGOOSES ASSEMBLE!

Redatom65-Captain Atomish dude-Field Leader!

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So did you kidnap Guy222 and force him to start writing?

I didn't edit it or nothing. i typed it all out quickly. Sorry if there's any spelling mistakes, punctuation errors, etc. Sorry 😆

Originally posted by Redatom65
I didn't edit it or nothing. i typed it all out quickly. Sorry if there's any spelling mistakes, punctuation errors, etc. Sorry 😆

I was thinking more of how rapidly you went off on tangents . . .

Still quite funny.

Originally posted by Redatom65
Even Hercules! He's a drunk

Hey, I resemble that remark! 😠

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lol thanks, I typed out every little thing I could think of. Now I'm like Jerry Seinfeld, what with the tangent comment. Symmetric Chaos is quite great at pointing out evryone's foibles.

So anyway Digi, we got 8 members. I think that's enough to keep the thread up ✅

God how many groups am I in now?

*counts on finger*
*gives up and uses a calculator*

Ah . . . three.

yeah, but this is the only one you can eat wild hallucinating mushrooms in.

Originally posted by Redatom65
yeah, but this is the only one you can eat wild hallucinating mushrooms in.

Actually no . . . its not. Thats part of whats so scary about it.

only one where public urination isn't something you will be fined for

There are Magic mushrooms? 😱