The "Too much information" Thread.....

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
I cocksmacked my ex girlfriend and ran away laughing.

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
I cocksmacked my ex girlfriend and ran away laughing.

I cockesmacked Seraphim's ex girlfriend and ran away laughing.

Originally posted by Barker
Your ex girlfriend had a cock? 😐

No, you're likely unable to read.

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
No, you're likely unable to read.

i almost died twice when i was a kid.

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
No, you're likely unable to read.

-The first six months of my life as a baby was spent in the basement locked away from sunlight, never able to go outside.
-Twice in my life I nearly got hit by a car(although I think it was more then that).
-When I immigrated to Canada my family and I were so poor we lived in a trailer.
- I have whip marks on my ass from since the 8th grade.

I once walked in on my roommate eating pussy.

I just realised that most of you will more likely get off on it than be disgusted.

Originally posted by Slay
I once walked in on my roommate eating pussy.

I just realised that most of you will more likely get off on it than be disgusted.

😛

Originally posted by Slay
I once walked in on my roommate eating pussy.

I just realised that most of you will more likely get off on it than be disgusted.

nope, im not that perverse.

doan_m, i have nearly been run over more times than i can remember. A car actually hit me once.

Half this game is ninety percent mental.

Originally posted by GCG
Half this game is ninety percent mental.

dur

9/10 of 1/2 of 100% = 45%
1/2 of 100% = (1/2)*100% = 50%
9/10 of 50% = (9/10)*50% = (50%/10)*9 = 5%*9 = 45%

45 percent of this thread is mental? Thats not so bad.

A dwarf is someone who has disproportionately short arms and legs.It’s caused by a hormone deficiency. A midget is still a dwarf but their arms and legs are in proportion. Bloody Hormones !

like you guys have never crapped your pants.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
like you guys have never crapped your pants.

Originally posted by Barker
Either you slapped her with your cock or you slapped her cock. sly

You're still most likely unable to read. disgust

I don't need to know how to read, I just need to know the code for haermm.

ermm 😐

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
i can honestly say that i have not 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Barker
I don't need to know how to read, I just need to know the code for haermm.

ermm 😐

Apparently not. Heh. 😐