Barker and Thorinn adopted a transexual girl called Bob, they try to live as close to a normal family as they can.
LethalFemme contracted AIDS, then figured if she's contracted one disease, she may as well try and get all of them. She now spends her time sleeping around, "GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!" was her catchphrase until she sold the rights to Pokemon.
Baka died from heart strain after trying for 4 weeks to give himself an erection
Vinny sold his soul for sex, unfortunately he didnt specify anything further and ended up losing his virginity to a 7ft baboon.
Syren became a multibillionaire after making several porn movies, all bought by Backfire.
Dusty played Gears of War for 48 weeks straight and was declared an official nerd.
Wolflet jumped out of a 30ft building after her World of Warcraft character died.
Originally posted by Barker
Barker and Thorinn adopted a transexual girl called Bob, they try to live as close to a normal family as they can.
LethalFemme contracted AIDS, then figured if she's contracted one disease, she may as well try and get all of them. She now spends her time sleeping around, "GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!" was her catchphrase until she sold the rights to Pokemon.
Baka died from heart strain after trying for 4 weeks to give himself an erection
Vinny sold his soul for sex, unfortunately he didnt specify anything further and ended up losing his virginity to a 7ft baboon.
Syren became a multibillionaire after making several porn movies, all bought by Backfire.
Dusty played Gears of War for 48 weeks straight and was declared an official nerd.
Wolflet jumped out of a 30ft building after her World of Warcraft character died.
Tired Hiker declared war on the world and wrote a biography about it appropriately titled 'My Pink Fish'. It sold millions of copies but was pulled last month after it was discovered to be a copy of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, with 'Harry' crossed out on every page and replaced with 'Tired Hiker', 'Dumbledore' replaced with 'gonorrhea', and 'wand' replaced with 'G.D.T.S.W.M.B'.
Speaking of Harry Potter, the fiction forum of KMC was wrapped in excitement earlier in the week as Barker's highly anticipated work titled 'The Sivience of the Ancient Monarchs' was brought back from the dead, many forumgoers gearing up for a wild ride filled with magic and twists and siviences (whatever they are), however it turned out to be a hoax and the thread was shut down after it was discovered one of the posts was contaminated with anthrax. We blame Thorinn.
Vinny Valentine once again embarassed the OTF when he was found lying in a field of dafodills naked whistling the tune to Knight Rider.
Roland made a powerful claim to be the son of god and attracted much attention when he tried to prove this theory by taking off his pants, however this was found to be a lie as he infact did not have a penis.
Strangelove OD'ed on Kool Aid and was rushed to hospital with a severe case of male shrinkage, however it was later discovered that that actually was the normal size of his penis.
Ken stole the Music forum and wouldnt give it back until he made Raz promise to give him a cookie and a blanket and sing the national anthem of Gondor in Elvish.
Mist got bored of typing shit and finished with a herb
Originally posted by Barker
Tired Hiker declared war on the world and wrote a biography about it appropriately titled 'My Pink Fish'. It sold millions of copies but was pulled last month after it was discovered to be a copy of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, with 'Harry' crossed out on every page and replaced with 'Tired Hiker', 'Dumbledore' replaced with 'gonorrhea', and 'wand' replaced with 'G.D.T.S.W.M.B'.
😆 w00t
Originally posted by Barker
Roland made a powerful claim to be the son of god and attracted much attention when he tried to prove this theory by taking off his pants, however this was found to be a lie as he infact did not have a penis.
Too bad Mist was wrong and I do in fact have a penis...a large one.... 13