If someone Burned the Bible

Why is it time to close the thread? Because the initial question has been answered.

Originally posted by Nellinator
Why is it time to close the thread? Because the initial question has been answered.

And not for some other reason?

Dont close the thread. This thread is the spoof of the serious thread so.

I would Put out the fire with my piss. (and this is coming from a christian guy.😂 )

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
And not for some other reason?

Originally posted by Nellinator
Not for some other reason.

You surprise me.

If someone burned a bible, I'd light up a J with it.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Salvation from what ?

(And I just know you're going to take that in all the wrong directions.)

Originally posted by Smiter
Dont close the thread. This thread is the spoof of the serious thread so.

I would Put out the fire with my piss. (and this is coming from a christian guy.😂 )

😆

MODS PLEASE CLOSE THIS THREAD...it's total bullshit

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
What happens to them ? What would you do them ?

Does thier wicked soul get cast into the Eternal Hellfire ? Is this a Mortal Sin ? Can God forgive someone for burning the pages of the Bible ?

Or is it so horrid an offense that they will surely burn like the book they cast a flame ?

Oh, please. God did not write with his holy hand in each and every singly bible each and every single word. The bible is a book. God is God.

You're not burning God. You're burning a book. You're burning words on a page.

I'll send the bookworms after you.

not sure about the bible but i know those crazy muslims will murder you by cutting off your head if they see or even hear that an infadel has flushed a quran down the toilet. A christian would probably cry or just not care.

guess thats why muslim extremists are the uncivilized bunch in this day and age

Anyone who burns any kind of literature/books should rot in hell. Written (or printed, rather) word is Humanities greatest achievement.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
[b]MODS PLEASE CLOSE THIS THREAD...it's total bullshit [/B]

Right.