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Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
[B]Stupid person with the same avatar 馃槢
First, your FACE is stupid.
Second, you're probably not seeing it like I am. Thing and Blob are standing about 25 ft. apart, let's say. Along a city street in Manhattan or whatever.
Blob: Hur hur hur! Nobody moves THA BLOB!
Thing:...Where did you find boots that big? Can I get a number?
*Thing punches the ground, creating a chain-fissure that breaks open the street in a straight line right under Blob*
Blob: !?
*The ground breaks wide open under his feet and Blob topples below amidst a shower of rubble. He's unmovable, alright--except where gravity is concerned.*
Blob: You hax!
Ben: I wish that Quesada would change his friggin' policy on smokin' in comics already. I'm dyin' for a Red Chief, here.
Winner: Thing.
That's how I'd write it, anyway. And it would totally fly. And if Blob could do anything about that, he wouldn't be a 5th-rate henchman baddy, honestly, so please don't cite ObscureMen #185 where Blob clears ten hurdles and sets an olympic record. I know everybody's got their fans, but come on already.