What are YOu GOna Do Today Thread?

Started by ~Da Moose~3 pages
~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
[Begins writing ..pencil breaks] Damn Crab Claw hands ...

Crab claws......right-e-o....*takes back $50 and refuses hand job* doped

Uneeklyconfused Fujoshi

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Crab claws......right-e-o....*takes back $50 and refuses hand job* doped
I wasn't planing on using my hands. Your loss 😊

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
I wasn't planing on using my hands. Your loss 😊

Yeah....but....if you have crab claws.....😬

Uneeklyconfused Fujoshi

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yeah....but....if you have crab claws.....😬
Yeah but you have antlers 😬

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
You have antlers 😬

Touche. 🥷

Shall we hit it then?

Uneeklyconfused Fujoshi

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Touche. 🥷

Shall we hit it then?

✅

[Hits it] vin

[It bleeds] 😕....

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
✅

[Hits it] vin

[It bleeds] 😕....

Ow.... 😠 Mutha******!

*goes to the hospital*

Uneeklyconfused Fujoshi

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ow.... 😠 Mutha******!

*goes to the hospital*

[Rolls around in the blood] lookaround

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
[Rolls around in the blood] lookaround

I'm having an operation to save IT today... 😠

Uneeklyconfused Fujoshi

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm having an operation to save IT today... 😠
lookaround... Cousin IT?

flowers ?

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
lookaround... Cousin IT?

flowers ?

Sadly..no.

mhm Flowers won't help...

Uneeklyconfused Fujoshi

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Sadly..no.

mhm Flowers won't help...

Well... err nutskick [Runs away ]

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Well... err nutskick [Runs away ]

I........you........my balls........

🧑‍⚕️

Uneeklyconfused Fujoshi

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I........you........my balls........

🧑‍⚕️

[Gives you cookie laced with LSD flavoured chocolate chips] 🥷

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
[Gives you cookie laced with LSD flavoured chocolate chips] 🥷

Mmm....my gavourite fookies evah! 😱

Uneeklyconfused Fujoshi

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Mmm....my gavourite fookies evah! 😱
I've created...N00b nuts

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
I've created...N00b nuts

😕 Wha?

Uneeklyconfused Fujoshi

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😕 Wha?
7 pancakes and an omelet, hold the egg 😉

What do you mean. 'Hold the egg'?

Don't use egg. dur

🤨..How else will i make an omelet?

Your the chef. Use something else.
.....

Get out. Leave

What?.

Get out of this restaurant.

What?..Why?

Just get out.I don't want you in here.

Ok...

........