300 Spartans vs. Xena the Warrior Princess

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300 Spartans vs. Xena the Warrior Princess

Kickass fight! No prep. No PIS/CIS. Xena has all her standard equipment and she's at her maximum "Physics doesn't exist!" Xena-mode.

Her sword is made of adamantium.

Battle takes place at that path thingy....

Xena's goal is to get INTO the city.

Where is Xerxes at? "This is Sparta" Xena should be able to hold on and survive.

Originally posted by LORDSIDIOUS01
Where is Xerxes at? "This is Sparta" Xena should be able to hold on and survive.

Lucy Lawless and Renee 😍 Lucy easily 😛

Xena gets...

1pimpslap

Xena will win this szizzle...
i'f i remember correctly in one episode she ones fought and defeated a whole army on her own and one time she got crusified by Julius Ceasar and left to die there for a few days... that woman can soak up damage like a sponge she's like Batman,Daredevil and the Punisher in one sexy body 🙄
Daaamn that b*tch was fine.... 😮 😄

😎

Originally posted by Aqua-pimp
Xena will win this szizzle...
i'f i remember correctly in one episode she ones fought and defeated a whole army on her own and one time she got crusified by Julius Ceasar and left to die there for a few days... that woman can soak up damage like a sponge she's like Batman,Daredevil and the Punisher in one sexy body 🙄
Daaamn that b*tch was fine.... 😮 😄

😎

eh, Callisto was crazier and better

Originally posted by Galan007
Xena gets...

1pimpslap

😆

Originally posted by Galan007
Xena gets...

1pimpslap


How the hell is that smiley labeled as a pimpslap?

Spartans slaughter her.

Originally posted by Validus
How the hell is that smiley labeled as a pimpslap?
Because the one smilie backhands on the other

Originally posted by Newjak
Because the one smilie backhands on the other

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😂

Vally, tell me thats not you in the avi......

Tell me you're not a frat look alike!

Originally posted by UniOmni
Vally, tell me thats not you in the avi......

Tell me you're not a frat look alike!


It's me. I am indeed Rex Grossman.

Xena.

She could just do her 'mile jumps' into the city.

Originally posted by Validus
It's me. I am indeed Rex Grossman.

Who is Rex Grossman? 😕

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
Who is Rex Grossman? 😕

*shakes head*

I don't pay attention to teams from the midwest, since i'm NE born and raised.

Man shell get gang raped w/ 300 man..

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
Who is Rex Grossman? 😕
a choke artist