Which AWE character are you?
Which AWE character are you??? Perhaps a bit simple to figure out which character is which, but i thought i'd give it a shot. 🙂
1. Crush alert. What’s your seduction style??
A. Tell them they look tense and offer to give them a “friendly backrub”
B. I begin laughing loudly with my friends so they know how witty and popular I am.
C. I make a plan that includes pie graphs and a set of weekly goals for winning them.
D. Seduction? Erm… you’re making me blush here.
E. No style, no tricks, mate. They come to me.
2. Your boss is breathing down your neck about a deadline, and you are swamped with things to do. How do you handle it?
A. Down an espresso, put on my work face, and get to it with as much dignity and cool as I can muster. Once I’ve completed the work, I can have my melt-down.
B. Call in a few favors from people who owe me one.
C. Micro-delegate to my talented team of underlings.
D. This would never happen to me. Being a perfectionist, I am always on top of my work.
E. Manipulate a coworker to handle the task list while I distract my boss with my mad flirtation skills. If it doesn’t get done, they’ll be partly to blame.
3. You attend a fancy benefit party with your significant other. How do you find a way to enjoy yourself?
A. By whispering erotic nothings into the ear of my partner to dispel the boredom.
B. My partner and I make a dramatic entrance, only to disappear into the closet for some fun after a few minutes.
C. The night starts well for me, as I have a good conversation with my significant other. Then I see them flirting with someone else and spend the rest of the night at the bar.
D. Fancy benefit party? Um, I think I’ll just go to the gym.
E. By entertaining friends and strangers alike with witty and surprising anecdotes.
4. Someone has betrayed you, big time. How do you treat them in the future?
A. I’ll forgive them, probably. We all make mistakes.
B. Pshaw, as if anyone were clever enough to betray me.
C. Maybe there’s some bitterness, but I do my best to be civil.
D. Passive aggressive. For the amount of pain I’m in, I handle it with the dignity of a martyr.
E. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Or in my case, keep everybody at a good distance for a while.
5. You wake up next to a total stranger and a pile of empty rum bottles. Now what?
A. Well, shit. It felt so good at the time, but now I’ve got to go put my life back together.
B. Collect the rum bottles, take them to the recycling center, and don’t return the other person’s phone calls when they discover I’ve left.
C. Well, shit. That’s the third time this week that’s happened, and I’m starting to not even feel bad about it.
D. Holy crap, what do I do now? Sneak out? Make them breakfast? This has never happened to me before!!!
E. I poke them until they wake up, have some more fun, then kiss them goodbye with a flourish. Maybe we’ll meet up again sometime.
6. When you are having a conversation with someone, you are…
A. Glancing out the window from time to time.
B. Looking at them with a blatant stare that might freak them out.
C. Making polite eye contact and giving them their space.
D. talking, listening, brooding, the usual.
E. often getting stares of confusion or nervous threats
7. You bump in to your long lost dad. What do you say?
A. “Thank heavens you’re alright!”
B. Nothing. Disappear into the crowd and wonder why my horoscope didn’t warn me.
C. “Good to see you again, sir.”
D. “Hmm… I thought you were dead. My whole world is shifting…”
E. “That’s the son of a ***** who named me Sue!!!”
8. You bump in to your worst enemy. What do you say?
A. Nothing. I put on a sexy pout and a look bored/annoyed.
B. “We just keep bumping in to each other, don’t we?”
C. “You have a dawn appointment with the gallows. I would hate for you to miss it.”
D. “You bastard! I’m challenging you to dual to defend my honor!”
E. “You’re looking stunning today, my dear.”
9. If you were in the sixties, you would be…
A. leading a double life… with half your time spent with your hippie friends.
B. in a cult
C. watching your wife hoover in heels and pearls
D. pro-war, despite knowing you are libel to get drafted.
E. a pot smoking, freedom loving hippie
10. Your favorite thing to do at Disney World…
A. Ride the roller coaster with the most sickening drop over and over
B. wander around Epcot soaking in the culture
C. oversee the event you coordinated
D. sneak around the fake caves in the Tom Sawyer Island, pretending to be badass.
E. A bit of pick pocketing, a lot of alcohol, and some fun with the fireworks display
ANSWERS:
Mostly A's- Elizabeth Swann
Mostly B's- Tia Dalma
Mostly C's- Admiral Norrington
Mostly D's- Will Turner
Mostly E's- Jack Sparrow