Rick/Genis
Less than Newbie
"THINE EYES SHOULD BE GIVEN DEFENSE MY GOOD FRIEND!!! HERE, POUR THIS BOTTLE OF CONCENTRATED MACE ONTO THEM!!"
*Hands bottle with three x's labeled on the side
"MAYBE YOU SHOULD DRINK SOME AS WELL!!! IT SHALL GIVE YOUR FACE THE REDNESS IT NEEDS!!!"
(I'm loving caps lock right now)