Storm vs War Machine

Originally posted by LordFear
Or she asks WM" Do you know what happens to men in armor who get struck by lightening?"
He says"No lady I don't"
She says" the same thing that happens to everything else" and zaps him.
After shrugging it off, Jim thinks to himself before bitchslapping her " Man, that lady has some corny lines, who writes her shit?"

i can so picture that...

Originally posted by Soljer
Yep. Real cool.

Only problem is, Storm has about as much of a chance at that as Wolverine does. 😐.

You think She couldn't be written to have control of her power so GREAT that she can cause the Earth's atmospsher to reach Jovian levels in a centralized location as to crush a mountain into babypowder INSTANTLY???

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It would just be an upgrade form her Jovian pressure feat. She crushed a car into the sized of a basketball. It took a while and she was fatigued.

She should be upgraded where she can do it instanly and to REALLY HUGE STUFF....or your arms, legs, head or torso etc. Or, it can be so fine tuned, she could do it to something as small as your eyes or something else. OUCH! 😕

Upgrade with CONTINUITY.

God i hate storm fanboys. abstract level? seriously? wtf. storm fanboys are worse than wolverine fanboys. maybe i should make a wolverine vs storm thread and watch the rampant fanboy retardation ensue.

Originally posted by emporerpants
God i hate storm fanboys. abstract level? seriously? wtf. storm fanboys are worse than wolverine fanboys. maybe i should make a wolverine vs storm thread and watch the rampant fanboy retardation ensue.

We don't have Wolvie fanboys left . . .

Originally posted by emporerpants
God i hate storm fanboys. abstract level? seriously? wtf. storm fanboys are worse than wolverine fanboys. maybe i should make a wolverine vs storm thread and watch the rampant fanboy retardation ensue.

there's one already surprisingly enough...

is there really? wow. how very sad. are you sure we don't have any wolvie fanboys left? maybe hulk fanboys would be a better choice

Originally posted by 2damnloud
An enranged, bloodlusted Ororo vs a 2 day preped WM

The battle takes place in the Amazon.

Who wins??

😆 😆 😆

War Machine wrecks Storm badly.

Originally posted by emporerpants
is there really? wow. how very sad. are you sure we don't have any wolvie fanboys left? maybe hulk fanboys would be a better choice

Hulk v Storm thread exists and xmeat just got banned.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Hulk v Storm thread exists and xmeat just got banned.

what did he do this time?

Originally posted by pr1983
what did he do this time?

He literally asked Digi to ban him.

oh, i know that the hulk vs storm thread exists, but i was pitting the fanboys against each other, not the characters, as hulk rips storms head off, and storm frys wolverine. what i didn't know is that xmeat got banned. my faith in humanity is restored.

Now if we can only get rid of these 2 and Devilgoblin........ 😱

though xmeat is gone, another retard will take his place and claim that hulk will smash LT while raping galactus and eating thanos.

Originally posted by emporerpants
though xmeat is gone, another retard will take his place and claim that hulk will smash LT while raping galactus and eating thanos.

We already have him. Devilgoblin.

Originally posted by emporerpants
though xmeat is gone, another retard will take his place and claim that hulk will smash LT while raping galactus and eating thanos.

I wonder if that actually would make him a gay cannibal.

he already is my friend, he already is.

Originally posted by emporerpants
he already is my friend, he already is.

Well UltHulk is cannibalistic but he's extremely hetero. While 616Hulk has never eaten anyone that I can recall but runs around in tight purple shorts.

so, if taken at an average, hulk is in point of fact, a gay cannibal

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
He literally asked Digi to ban him.

😆

such a pity Jim Rhodes armour houses temperature & pressure sensitive electrical components "tsk" "tsk"