Thor vs. Wonder Woman

Started by bigbran69 pages

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
But thats Wiki.

I'm using Olivia Coolidge's translation of Greek myths. It states only that Hercules held the heavens.

"Atlas was the son of Iapetus. Unlike his brothers Prometheus and Epimetheus, Atlas fought with the other Titans supporting Cronus against Zeus. Due to Cronus's advance age Atlas lead the Titan's in battle. As a result he was singled out by Zeus for a special punishment and made to hold up the world on his back."
http://edweb.sdsu.edu/people/bdodge/scaffold/GG/titan.html#Atlas

Originally posted by bigbran
"Atlas was the son of Iapetus. Unlike his brothers Prometheus and Epimetheus, Atlas fought with the other Titans supporting Cronus against Zeus. Due to Cronus's advance age Atlas lead the Titan's in battle. As a result he was singled out by Zeus for a special punishment and made to hold up the world on his back."
http://edweb.sdsu.edu/people/bdodge/scaffold/GG/titan.html#Atlas

srug

I have the story right in front of me. No mention of the weight of the world.

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How did we get from WW vs Thor to what was Atlas holding in Greek mythology?

The myth is meaningless. According to COMICS, Hercules either held the world, or lied about holding the world.

We need not discuss the heavens. 🙂.

Originally posted by Soljer
The myth is meaningless. According to COMICS, Hercules either held the world, or lied about holding the world.

We need not discuss the heavens. 🙂.

Begone ye craven warrior lest ye arouse my fury.

[edit] wow that sounds pretty gay doesn't it . . .

thor would summon thou fury into storms to smite thee.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Begone ye craven warrior lest ye arouse my fury.

[edit] wow that sounds pretty gay doesn't it . . .

Yeah. It sounds like youre getting aroused by some sort of crab.

...

Whatever floats your boat, though... ermmnone

Originally posted by Soujaboy
By your logic Thor and Hercules have the most impressive strength feats ever, because in their arm wrestling contest they threw the world out of orbit. According to you because they moved the planet it pulled it from the Suns gravity, thus you must multiply the feat by 300,000. Because it was two of them who did so and not three it took more strength and thus was more impressive. Also, they had no leverage like the three did, they also weren't trying to move earth. 😆 😆

UM no. The planet was not thrown out of orbit in that comic. There was no planet wide cataclims. Also, Force and knocking something out of orbit is a display of Force Not strength. If that indeed happened. Also, They weren't Weren't moving anything against the Sun's gravity at a slow pace. IT is also PIS if they did it. Unlike the Superman/WW/MM feat, which clearly shows the magic lasso on all sides of the earth, keeping it from falling apart.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
UM no. The planet was not thrown out of orbit in that comic. There was no planet wide cataclims. Also, Force and knocking something out of orbit is a display of Force Not strength. If that indeed happened. Also, They weren't Weren't moving anything against the Sun's gravity at a slow pace. IT is also PIS if they did it. Unlike the Superman/WW/MM feat, which clearly shows the magic lasso on all sides of the earth, keeping it from falling apart.

Um yes, the force generated by their strength was enough to throw the planet out of orbit.

"Cataclims" isn't a word, however if your referring to the word cataclysm, a violent upheaval that causes great destruction or brings about a fundamental change, then yes they did. Mountains were destroyed, and the force generated caused massive weather effects.

In that particular comic the force was generated by strength, and "man" should know this.

Does it matter what place the planet was moved? Either way, according to your logic, it was the greatest strength feat of all time because you add in the resistance from the gravitational pull of the sun. 😆

It's a comic dumbass, real world logic doesn't apply. Because we all have planetary size yellow nets laying around in our basements. 🙄

Originally posted by Soujaboy
It's a comic dumbass, real world logic doesn't apply. Because we all have planetary size yellow nets laying around in our basements. 🙄
You mean... you don't have a planetary sized yellow net in your basement? 🤣

I'm sorry... I think we're done here...

Originally posted by Soujaboy
Um yes, the force generated by their strength was enough to throw the planet out of orbit.

"Cataclims" isn't a word, however if your referring to the word cataclysm, a violent upheaval that causes great destruction or brings about a fundamental change, then yes they did. Mountains were destroyed, and the force generated caused massive weather effects.

In that particular comic the force was generated by strength, and "man" should know this.

Does it matter what place the planet was moved? Either way, according to your logic, it was the greatest strength feat of all time because you add in the resistance from the gravitational pull of the sun. 😆

It's a comic dumbass, real world logic doesn't apply. Because we all have planetary size yellow nets laying around in our basements. 🙄

Your the dumb ass here. You try and down play her strength, And then when I get on the forum and Show that it is the single greatest strength feat, then you try and come up with your lame retarted way to difuse it. You silly shit. It takes less force to knock something out of orbit than to pull it. Now do your home work on that. I can Knock a car Out of place with enough force. But let me try and pull that same car slowly as not to make is shake apart. And it isn't a giant sized yellow net you dummy. It was the magic lasso with a spell on it. I applied real world math becuz silly shit's like you like say what what your Boy freind Thor has done and Thor hasn't ever done anything quantifiable. Now go chew on thor's dick B I T C H. two snaps and a lemon lime with a hint of strawberry.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
I can Knock a car Out of place with enough force. But let me try and pull that same car slowly as not to make is shake apart.
That has to be the worst comparison ever...

It would be way easier to pull a car...

Originally posted by bigbran
That has to be the worst comparison ever...

It would be way easier to pull a car...

No it wouldn't. It is easier to knock a car out of park. Better yet, run to a car sitting in neutral and hit it good. It will move easily. Now take the same car in nuetral by urself and try and pull it slowly. Game, set, match.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Your the dumb ass here. You try and down play her strength, And then when I get on the forum and Show that it is the single greatest strength feat, then you try and come up with your lame retarted way to difuse it. You silly shit. It takes less force to knock something out of orbit than to pull it. Now do your home work on that. I can Knock a car Out of place with enough force. But let me try and pull that same car slowly as not to make is shake apart. And it isn't a giant sized yellow net you dummy. It was the magic lasso with a spell on it. I applied real work math becuz silly shit's like you like say what what your Boy freind thor has done and Thor hasn't ever done anything quantifiable. Now go chew on thor's dick *****. two snaps and a lemon lime with a hint of strawberry.

My post say otherwise. 😉

It wasn't the single greatest strength feat of all time. All she did was move a third of planet earth, none of that 300,000 divided by three nonsense you were talking about. You took an impressive strength feat and threw your own twisted fanboy interpretation on it to make it seem like more than it was.

You really aren't that versed in physics are you? Cars, because they have wheels aren't very hard to push/pull. Have you not seen people pushing broken down cars before? Now I want you to have an arm wrestling contest in that same car, and see if you can move it out of place.

Big yellow net, enchanted lasso, it's all the same.

Your math was pure biased, baseless, gibberish.

Thor and Hercules arm wrestling contest is equally as impressive if not more so, and his Exitar feat trump them both.

The rest is again, useless babble.

Originally posted by Soujaboy
My post say otherwise. 😉

It wasn't the single greatest strength feat of all time. All she did was move a third of planet earth, none of that 300,000 divided by three nonsense you were talking about. You took an impressive strength feat and threw your own twisted fanboy interpretation on it to make it seem like more than it was.

You really aren't that versed in physics are you? Cars, because they have wheels aren't very hard to push/pull. Have you not seen people pushing broken down cars before? Now I want you to have an arm wrestling contest in that same car, and see if you can move it out of place.

Big yellow net, enchanted lasso, it's all the same.

Your math was pure biased, baseless, gibberish.

Thor and Hercules arm wrestling contest is equally as impressive if not more so, and his Exitar feat trump them both.

The rest is again, useless babble.

LOL you are showing me how much of an idiot you are. They pulled the Earth out of ORBIT you dummy. The sun is 300,000 times the size of the earth. So you have to take the mass of the earth and times it times the sun's gravity to get the true weight. Now chew on that. Your being an idiot about the arm wrestling.My arms isn't invulnerable enough to rock a car like that. But something with enough force can rock a car a lil. Hell I can do that just by jumping on one end. Which is what they did. they rocked the earth a lil. Try again. to me your looking like a mad lil kid who isn't smart enought to accept the math and is such a fan boy that he hates to see nvr prove a very good point. Go Hold Thor's Dick. I think he's about to pee. Oh and the Exitar Feat. I'm not impressed. IT can't be quantified. I was going for something that had an actual number that can be applied to it. WW pierced the Uber Gog. Superman Turned the Wheel's of Megeddon. None of those can be quantified. The Earth feat can.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
No it wouldn't. It is easier to knock a car out of park. Better yet, run to a car sitting in neutral and hit it good. It will move easily. Now take the same car in nuetral by urself and try and pull it slowly. Game, set, match.

The wheels on the car are comparable to having the lasso big enough to pull the planet. Each aids in moving the desired object. Not only that, but they were flying, which because of the leverage made the feat easier.

Originally posted by Soujaboy
The wheels on the car are comparable to having the lasso big enough to pull the planet. Each aids in moving the desired object. Not only that, but they were flying, which because of the leverage made the feat easier.

UM no. The Lasso was not providing leverage. Did you read the comic? The lasso was putting a strain on the earth. And Flying means the big donut. They needed strength to pull against the Sun's gravity. Unless you think the Wasp, who can fly could do the same thing. YOUR so pathetic it's not even funny. Stop trying to down play the feat. It's ok to let WonderWoman and MM and Superman have the best Quantifiable strength feat in comics.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
No it wouldn't. It is easier to knock a car out of park. Better yet, run to a car sitting in neutral and hit it good. It will move easily. Now take the same car in nuetral by urself and try and pull it slowly. Game, set, match.
I can push a car by myself... 😐
There is no f*cking way, that I am just going to run into a car, and move it out of position...
Also, what do you mean, by "hit it"?
Punch it, one big shove, kick it, drop kick it, run into it?
Either way... it isn't moving as easily as someone puching it...

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
LOL you are showing me how much of an idiot you are. They pulled the Earth out of ORBIT you dummy. The sun is 300,000 times the size of the earth. So you have to take the mass of the earth and times it times the sun's gravity to get the true weight. Now chew on that. Your being an idiot about the arm wrestling. But something with enough force can rock a car a lil. Hell I can do that just by jumping on one end. Which is what they did. they rocked the earth a lil. Try again. to me your looking like a mad lil kid who isn't smart enought to accept the math and is such a fan boy that he hates to see nvr prove a very good point. Go Hold Thor's Dick. I think he's about to pee.

I never denied that, why your calling me a dummy for something I've never objected against is beyond me.

Again information I know. However that means nothing as you can't prove that the gravitational pull was a hindrance at all.

We've all been "chewing" on your fanboyish ways for quite a while now.

How so? The arm wrestling was an equally(most likely more) impressive feat, because not only did they not have any leverage but they indirectly threw the planet out of orbit. That and it was two of them and not three, so they force required by each individual was more.

I want you to sit in a car, have an arm wrestling contest, and see if you can generate enough force to move the car. Better yet, run full speed into a car throw your shoulder into it and see if you can move it, I bet you can't. Now get out the car, tie a rope to it(you don't need it, but hey), and try pulling it. Hell I've pushed a car before, it's not that hard.

Te rest is gibberish.

Originally posted by bigbran
I can push a car by myself... 😐
There is no f*cking way, that I am just going to run into a car, and move it out of position...
Also, what do you mean, by "hit it"?
Punch it, one big shove, kick it, drop kick it, run into it?
Either way... it isn't moving as easily as someone puching it...

👆

Originally posted by bigbran
I can push a car by myself... 😐
There is no f*cking way, that I am just going to run into a car, and move it out of position...
Also, what do you mean, by "hit it"?
Punch it, one big shove, kick it, drop kick it, run into it?
Either way... it isn't moving as easily as someone puching it...

Not push a car. Pull it. much different. Now pull the car up a hill. which is what they were doing when they pulled against the suns gravity. Thor and Herculese knocking the planet out of orbit is far easier. I can run to a car and jolt it hard enough to move it. That is all they did. Move the earth a lil. Not the same thing and not comparable.