Roommate Strikes Back

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
you didn't see a thing. 😖hifty:

the next thing you're gonna tell me is that you're hiding my clothes in your pants. shock

like how closely you watch mine? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by DarkC
*racks slide on rifle*

Give me coordinates, wind speed and direction and distance to target.

you wouldn't? shock and no aiming for the ass. disgust

it hurts. cry

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
you cant prove that 😖hifty:

how do you know you're not hallucinating? detective

Originally posted by InnerRise
She's a biter? 😕

Hey Fallen Jedi..........ummm....Get out of my thread before I.......call you a name. dodgy

Are you going to bite me now? scissors.....right there......on my left thigh.........😐

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

well now, i was expecting something a bit more viscious. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
you wouldn't? shock and no aiming for the ass. disgust

it hurts. cry

how do you know you're not hallucinating? detective

well now, i was expecting something a bit more viscious. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
you wouldn't? shock and no aiming for the ass. disgust

it hurts. cry

how do you know you're not hallucinating? detective

well now, i was expecting something a bit more viscious. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
you wouldn't? shock and no aiming for the ass. disgust

it hurts. cry

how do you know you're not hallucinating? detective

well now, i was expecting something a bit more viscious. 😖hifty:

hide

scared

run

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
im not drunk tongue_ss

i never implied that you were drunk. 🥷

Originally posted by DarkC
Hell no, all I wanna do is shoot a teensy waterballoon at your shirt. 😛

how do you even know i'm wearing a shirt, huh? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by InnerRise
😱

hide

scared

run

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

i'm not sure how to interpret that. 😑

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i never implied that you were drunk. 🥷

how do you even know i'm wearing a shirt, huh? 😖hifty:

i'm not sure how to interpret that. 😑

Or panties.

Or boobs.

We don't know. hmm

*aligns laser sight thoughtfully*

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i never implied that you were drunk. 🥷

how do you even know i'm wearing a shirt, huh? 😖hifty:

i'm not sure how to interpret that. 😑

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i'm not sure how to interpret that. 😑

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by DarkC
Or your bra.

Or panties.

Or boobs.

We don't know. hmm

*aligns laser sight thoughtfully*

you sure you want to aim that thing at me? i can easily get you from where i am now. and i know just where to aim. mwahaha

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
true 🥷

i'm never wrong. i thought we had established this? 😛

Originally posted by InnerRise
It means you're not getting anywhere near me with your teeth you freak. ermm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

was that an attempt to get a rise out of me? 😖hifty:

and i've been called worse. 😊

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
you sure you want to aim that thing at me? i can easily get you from where i am now. and i know just where to aim. mwahaha

i'm never wrong. i thought we had established this? 😛

was that an attempt to get a rise out of me? 😖hifty:

and i've been called worse. 😊

you havent been around, ive lost my touch cry

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
shhh 🥷

you havent been around, ive lost my touch cry

*smacks your hand* then what was that, huh? disgust

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
and i've been called worse. 😊

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
you sure you want to aim that thing at me? i can easily get you from where i am now. and i know just where to aim. mwahaha

Did I getcha? 😱 Did I?

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
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*smacks your hand* then what was that, huh? disgust

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
you didn't see a thing. 😖hifty:

the next thing you're gonna tell me is that you're hiding my clothes in your pants. shock

like how closely you watch mine? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by InnerRise
Then I'm not doing my job. sadwalk

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

shall i take off the halo? it fools people sometimes i know. 😛

Originally posted by DarkC
My crotch is out below the windowsill. 😛

Did I getcha? 😱 Did I?

you want me to pay specific attention to your crotch? 😱 i knew it. 😖hifty:

and uh, no. duck and cover. quick head action and all. 😗

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
it has a mind of its own ermm

don’t blame your curiosity on those hands of yours. whip

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
I'm hiding your clothes in my pants flirt

i’m not sure if i wanna go fishing in there. who knows what else i might find. ermm

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
don’t blame your curiosity on those hands of yours. whip

i’m not sure if i wanna go fishing in there. who knows what else i might find. ermm

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
but you let me that one time tongue_ss

i was unconscious. weep