Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

You can buy all the soaps, perfumes and deodorants you want. But rest assured, your body will still emit several very unpleasant odors.

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As you get older, you are going to have less and less control over your bladder

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You're fat

I was reading a fitness magazine that had an article about cross-training, and I realized this would have been a good idea for Jesus

In the face of dire adversity, you would crumble.

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You've probably said something like "What's this world coming to?" Well look around, it's come to a quite sad state of affairs: us listening to you whining.

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Boy, you're really screwed up.

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You're going to die someday. It's probably going to hurt

You're not that good-looking

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When people stand really close to you and can examine your skin, they're thinking "Gross."

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The law of averages would suggest that at some point in your life, someone has referred to you as "that idiot"

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The last time someone complimented you by saying that you were a really sweet person, you knew, deep down, that it wasn't true

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Originally posted by johnnyforever
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Eight things you can do to feel worthless today

1. Call a relative and tell him or her you're going to turn your life around. Let the condescending cry of "Ha!" echo in your mind.

2. Go on one of Richard Simmons' informercials and let him tell you that your really not all that pathetic.

3. Draw something. Make it as beautiful as you can. When you're done, look at it and realize how bad you are at drawing.

4. Fall and break your collarbone. Blame your own clumsiness.

5. Reveal to a dear friend that your life is falling apart and watch him/her quickly lose interest and distance him/herself from you.

6. Storm you local fast food joint with a gun, then be stunned by the realization that you don't have the guts to shoot up anybody. Get arrested and spend several years is prison anyway.

7. Go for a drive and make a lot of sudden lane changes and incorrect turn signals. Listen very carefully to the things the other drivers yell at you.

8. Wear something that makes your ass look big.

Maybe it would feel good to hurt someone.

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You will die lonely

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You are really messed up. Yes, it's true that everybody is messed up to a certain extent. But you are a lot more messed up than other people.

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You don't have what it takes

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Originally posted by *=DeathReaperr'
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Who wrote this? Very interesting indeed, if I'm on the right train of thought.

What you think you are good at, isnt what everyone else thinks youre good at.

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
Who wrote this? Very interesting indeed, if I'm on the right train of thought.

Right, "You Are Worthless". I remember my friend talking about it, but I never picked it up.