I hope it's more along the lines of what I was talking about and Beckett's not secretly in love with Jack.
Jack: My first and only love is the sea.
Beckett (stomping his feet and throwing a tantrum): But, but the sea is so icky!!!! Just love me!!!!!
(Jack makes typical "Jack is confused and disgusted" face/tongue thing and walks off)
Beckett: You'll pay for your homophobia, Jack Sparrow!!!!!
Jack (turns briefly): It's Captain, and I'm not homophobic. I just think you're a little too clingy for me.