*ding ding ding* "Ladies and Gentleposters, tonight's fight is brought to you by dur. Love the dur, be the dur. "
" IN THIS CORNER, THE GODDESS OF THE WEATHER AND POSSIBLE ABSTRACT, STORM, WITH HER TRAINER, RUTOG! "
" AND IN THIS CORNER, THE MOST POWERFUL ENEMY THE JSA HAS EVER FACED, THE MASTER OF ENTROPY, EXTANT, WITH HIS TRAINER(S), ALL THE SANE POSTERS OF KMC!"
*ding* And there is the gong. Round 1 has begun, write your own interpretation. 😎