...Why...

This morning I recieved a phone call from the girl who runs a local Zine down here, she explained that the photo shoot which includes several other guitar players from around the area including myself was going to be serving snacks. Upon arriving the photographer woman reached out and handed us a Jell-O Puddin' snack deep within the darkest depths of Bill Cosby's ass. As she made her way toward me, she bows before me and says: 'will this darkly snack be enough to quench thou dark lord?'

I ask you....why? Just, why?

Oh, and here's what the damn puddin' snack looked like.

I think the true question is, do you always attend something because it's serving snacks?

Originally posted by Lord Paradise
I think the true question is, do you always attend something because it's serving snacks?

If snacks are involved, I'll attend anything.

Originally posted by Lord Paradise
I think the true question is, do you always attend something because it's serving snacks?

Hahaha, you know it!! That's the only f*ckin' reason I got out of bed to begin with. And yes, I did consume the bastard looking tombstone ghost Puddin' Snack, and it was delicious. Although I did wish I could've inhaled it in front of a child.

I have to admire a person with his priorities straight.

Yes, snacks, and my girlfriend's breasts get me up from bed every afternoon.

I would say... my dog... and breakfast.

Originally posted by Lord Paradise
I would say... my dog... and breakfast.

Do you eat dogs for breakfast?

Originally posted by Röland
Do you eat dogs for breakfast?

Have you been peekin' at his dairy?

Originally posted by Scythe
Have you been peekin' at his dairy?

Nah, he just said "dogs and breakfast get him out of bed everday."

So I put two and two together.

Think you're better then us Roland? Is that it? Come in here with your 'math' or whatever the f*ck it's called?

I suck at math, one day my math teacher made me recite the multiplication table in my underwear, in front of the whole class.

Thanks for bringing up repressed memories Scythe.

I'm just lucky like that, it's a gift only Scarlett Johhanson and myself were given.

Scarlett Johhanson is hot.

I'd say, she's my daughter and I'd plow that!

When did you know you were the father?

When the panda bear of a mother tattooed it to my girlfriend's breasts...

Originally posted by Röland
I suck at math, one day my math teacher made me recite the multiplication table in my underwear, in front of the whole class.

Thanks for bringing up repressed memories Scythe.

Thanks for bringing up repressed memories Röland! doped

Originally posted by Mywi
My teacher once pulled my shirt up in front of the whole class and i had no bra on. 😐

Thanks for bringing up repressed memories Röland! doped

I bet the collective class heard a boing sound from the guys.

Originally posted by Mywi
My teacher once pulled my shirt up in front of the whole class and i had no bra on. 😐

Thanks for bringing up repressed memories Röland! doped

boobies ftw