deadpool and wolverine vs wiendigo
so there's deadpool, in a national park crouched behind some bushes, watching some lovely ladies bathing in the river.
he hears a noise; grunting, growling, and...flatulence?
he investigates to find an ill tempered wiendigo droppin an unpleasent duce.
deadpool gags which catches the beasts attention who in reaction lets one rip. the gaseous explosion sends our merc flying through the air and crashing into a cabin.
deadpool: "...that is possibly the most retarted thing that has ever happened to me."
wolverine: "wilson?"
deadpool: "mr.worf?"
just then wiendigo proceeds to charge through and into the cabin himself.
wolverine: "dammit, wilson! how the hell do you manage to get into this kinda shit?"
deadpool: "it's a gift."
and go...