hulk vs martian manhunter

Started by nvrbeenwthagirl15 pages
Originally posted by xmeat
cause wrapping around his head wont work since it hasn't before.

Yeah but MM can calm hulk down until he is at his base lvls or even reverts back to banner. Good night hulk.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
So jean was able to push hulk to his angriest ever right? Well MM is far far far superior to Jean. how come he couldn't just calm the **** out of the Hulk and then wrap his body around Hulk's head and crush him to death?
Because Jean only removed the portion of Banner from his mind that made him retain any sanity... calming him would involve attacking the Hulk part of his mind which, I surmise, would be much harder.

didn't you give up xmeat? if so, why are you still defending the alamo?

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Yeah but MM can calm hulk down until he is at his base lvls or even reverts back to banner. Good night hulk.

amigo, I think you and I and everyone else in this thread are wasting our breath. Xmeat's never conceded a loss for the hulk and never will. He'd say he can beat an abstract cause of his anger

the best way to argue with xmeat is to just ignore him. i think everyone can universally agree he's a drooling fanboy, and can disregard his opinion on anything.

Originally posted by Redatom65
amigo, I think you and I and everyone else in this thread are wasting our breath. Xmeat's never conceded a loss for the hulk and never will. He'd say he can beat an abstract cause of his anger
i never quit unlike you punkass fanboys who say hulk gets ko in one second.

xmeat, you never say hulk loses. he has. Alot. And will against alot of people. strength doesn't win all the time kid

Originally posted by Redatom65
xmeat, you never say hulk loses. he has. Alot. And will against alot of people. strength doesn't win all the time kid
thor would light j'onn ass up and hulks beaten him

Originally posted by HULKSTER04
SHut UP all of you! The only GAYS in this board are those who say that Hulk cannot win over that other guy because of so and so without even realizing what the Hulk can do and has already done in the past.
And BTW did you know why they called him Martian "Man" Hunter?
Because he's GAY! He hunts men for pleasure WTF!
So suck it all of you Mother F*****s!

Wow, how interesting. Next time you don't agree with a comment on here, try disputing it in an intelligent manner, rather than lowering yourself to childish bashing, which is against forum rules, btw.

Consider that a warning.

Originally posted by charlemagne9746
MM gets drunk one night..and sees Hulk...thinkin' it is his wife...he whips out his big Martian dick...and speed ****s him in the ass before Hulk has a chance to orgasm. MM realizes that his wife's ass is not that hairy...so, he tells Hulk..."my bad"...before goin' home.

😆 you stole that from the superman and wonderwoman joke good one though.

Jonn bitchslaps Hulk harder then i bitchslapped tricker in the Apoc/Jonn debate.

So basically Hulk is rendered sterile.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Jonn gets bitchslaps by Hulk harder then tricker bitchslapped me in the Apoc/Jonn debate.

So basically jonn is rendered sterile.

i agree

Originally posted by xmeat
we never see huc poo so tyhat means he cant
Originally posted by Magee hulk may win but i could be wrong

nope your right for once.

hulk would smash the manhunter, what good is telepathy against someone who doesnt even think, hulk is stronger, smarter, quicker, and a better character than jonn, he wins 10/10

Originally posted by HereComesRandal
hulk would smash the manhunter, what good is telepathy against someone who doesnt even think, hulk is stronger, smarter, quicker, and a better character than jonn, he wins 10/10

😐

... and people say Apoc fanboys are terrible?

Originally posted by Evil_Ash
😐

... and people say Apoc fanboys are terrible?

im not a fanboy, its called truth, the truth is hulk is to strong to be taken down by martain manhunter

Originally posted by HereComesRandal
im not a fanboy, its called truth, the truth is hulk is to strong to be taken down by martain manhunter

Just ignore teh fact that MM can't be hit and could mind-**** Hulk is so many ways it isn't funny.

Hulk has a better shade of green, he wins 😛

Originally posted by HereComesRandal
hulk would smash the manhunter, what good is telepathy against someone who doesnt even think, hulk is stronger, smarter, quicker, and a better character than jonn, he wins 10/10

Idiot.