Fear for your life thread!!

Originally posted by xmeat
i'd get huc and say supes killed betty

then we watch hulk get totaly destroy by superman.

Thanks though, it would make it funnier to watch since hulk would be so mad yet unable to do any thing to stop superman from kicking the crap out of him over and over again. It would also allow us to watch the fight longer since hulk would be able to take a few more ass whoopings

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lol...if I ever wanted to kill Lois, I think I'd go buy a Batman costume....maybe Lois won't know the difference from the real thing.....unless Lois and Bruce have a lil somethin' somthin' goin' on on the side that Supes knows nothing about.

what would be worse though....actually killing Lois, or have Supes come home and find you in bed with Lois..lol

I don't mean to be gross, but I can't help it. How could Lois and Superman even have sex. If everything about Superman is "super", would Lois even be able to handle it? Imagine her on the bed suckin' Superman off....his load would probably go straight through her throat like a gunshot wound...through the ceiling....eventually puncturing a 747 jet causing it to crash due to pressure loss..lol

Originally posted by charlemagne9746
I don't mean to be gross, but I can't help it. How could Lois and Superman even have sex. If everything about Superman is "super", would Lois even be able to handle it? Imagine her on the bed suckin' Superman off....his load would probably go straight through her throat like a gunshot wound...through the ceiling....eventually puncturing a 747 jet causing it to crash due to pressure loss..lol

I actually read an analysis of that concept which basicly proved that if Clark ever had an orgasm it would destroy the planet.

lol....damn. Maybe Wonder Woman or Big Barda would be about the only two who could handle it.

Originally posted by capt it up
then we watch hulk get totaly destroy by superman.

Thanks though, it would make it funnier to watch since hulk would be so mad yet unable to do any thing to stop superman from kicking the crap out of him over and over again. It would also allow us to watch the fight longer since hulk would be able to take a few more ass whoopings

Originally posted by xmeat
pissed off huc that beat armored onslaught would cause universal shockwaves with his claps.

Thank you for changing the subject. 👆 And hell no. Supes would throw Hulk to the sun.

I'd call Doop... I mean, who wouldn't?

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
I'd call Doop... I mean, who wouldn't?

Reasonable people.

Personally I think I would call Superman and have him save me.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Thank you for changing the subject. 👆 And hell no. Supes would throw Hulk to the sun.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Reasonable people.

Personally I think I would call Superman and have him save me.

Originally posted by xmeat
Plus huc is strong enough to toss supes to the sun as well.

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Originally posted by xmeat
pissed off huc that beat armored onslaught would cause universal shockwaves with his claps.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Good thing he wouldn't fall for that clever ploy... haermm

Superman = a flying brick
Superman = a window

Superman >>> Superman

Originally posted by xmeat
huc could survive the sun and i dare you to prove me wrong.
Plus huc is strong enough to toss supes to the sun as well.
Hucs thunderclaps can cause universal shockwaves.

hysterical

Vintage Xmeat. I'm so profiling this.

I would get someone who could bring Lois back to life, and have them help me write a letter of apology.

Originally posted by jollyjim311
I would get someone who could bring Lois back to life, and have them help me write a letter of apology.

mhm If you can't restore a human's body and soul without help you have no business being on KMC.

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I'd pick a teleporter. Send me to friggin other side of the universe. Mmmm and someone who at the same time can take it to supes.

I say Void enhanced Spartan 🙂