Mjolnir runs the weapon gauntlet

Originally posted by xmeat
its not apart of their power surfer cant even control storms.

LOL. I don't care what surfer can do, and I think Surfer could possibly Create Planets if he tried hard enough, as could a good GL, So creating a storm seems kinda easy. Black Holes>>>>>>>>>>Storms. And GL's and Surfer can make those.

Yo.

Originally posted by xmeat
its not apart of their power surfer cant even control storms.

Im sorry to disappoint, but this is generally not the case; GLs dont have a "defined power set" as yur used to thinking of it.

if yur getting yur basis of power from GL in the Justice League toon, or as a green Quasar, then yur *very* mis-informed on their capabilities. hell, the Rings have been responsible for creating humongous spatial phenomena that could destroy the universe (Im talking something more powerful than a black hole).

Tazer

Both the Surfer and pretty much ANY Green Lantern could create any sort of storm they pleased.

The hammer would be cool but only because your battle cry could be "it's hammer time!!"

"It's ring time" sounds kinda bad and vaguely homosexual.

Yo.

U couldnt use "its hammer time!!" unless U had the big parachute pants to go along w/the everything.

but then again, I wouldnt use a catch-phrase either......

/shrug.

Tazer

No catch phrase/dude your not a hero without a catchphrase or the occasional bad ass dialogue.

Snikt bub.

It's clobberin time!!

Lets Blue this!!

Yo.

nah, "fuk U!!" is good enuff.

😄

Tazer

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

Not if their are children in the vicinity.You'd have three year olds running about going "fuk you" to their parents and friends.

you'd be an awful hero if u said that.

Yo.

Im a resident of NYC, and have been for my whole life:

the kiddies do that NOW.

😂

Tazer

Thats why New Yorks called the big apple.

No-one likjes apples,and those that do are gay or hermaphrodites.

Yo.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Thats why New Yorks called the big apple.

No-one likjes apples,and those that do are gay or hermaphrodites.

and wats wrong w/hermaphrodites??

they can both give AND receive; its the best of both worlds dontcha know!!

Tazer

receiving is never good.

unless your a woman. and hermaphrodites are not women.

Yo.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
and hermaphrodites are not women.

I figured theyre "a little from Column A, and a little from Column B".

as long as they aint hitting on the chics Im going after, or havent been to Brazil........Im fine w/'em 😛

Tazer

Why would they need a partner?if they were hung well enough then they can solo for the rest of their days.

Yo.

only if they were soft. but ya really cant scratch that itch w/a wet noodle ya know??

especially if that it is the BACKYARD....if ya catch my drift?

💃

Tazer

I caught the drift....then threw it to the ground,set it aflame and scattered the ashes into the sea.

Yo.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

thats was some of the *good* drift too. 🙁

Tazer

If you consider that good drift,i'd hate to see the bad.

So...getting away from Martian's kinky fantasies....

Mjolnir stalemates at one. 🙂.