Deadpool vs Alienz

Started by don't shiv1 pages

Deadpool vs Alienz

in the aftermonth of a steamy french kissing episode with a frisky alien hatchling a heavilly swollen Dead Man Wade pays a visit to the friendly midwives at Mercy General

[Wade calls ahead] "I.. I'm going to have a baby!"

five frenzied hours later

"Congratulations Wade you're the proud Mother of a fine bouncing baby Alien ! !!"

will Deadpool survive Motherhood!
Will Wade survive negotiations for visitation rights with the childs Granny?!?? [An Alien Queen Mother with personal teleportation device]

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Re: Deadpool vs Alienz

Originally posted by don't shiv
in the aftermonth of a steamy french kissing episode with a frisky alien hatchling a heavilly swollen Dead Man Wade pays a visit to the friendly midwives at Mercy General

[Wade calls ahead] "I.. I'm going to have a baby!"

five frenzied hours later

"Congratulations Wade you're the proud Mother of a fine bouncing baby Alien ! !!"

will Deadpool survive Motherhood!
Will Wade survive negotiations for visitation rights with the childs Granny?!?? [An Alien Queen Mother with personal teleportation device]

aliens

I say he survives the birth, as he'll just regenerate, but doesn't survive the encounter with the Queen.

this is just bizzare and disturbing...

although wade can be pretty odd...

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c357/geshien/funny/1167513840lwv3.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c357/geshien/funny/dpoolag9.jpg

Originally posted by MightyEInherjar
...doesn't survive the encounter with the Queen.

sure he does. guns and granades galore. nothing he couldn't handle.