Captain America Runs the Gorilla Gauntlet!

Started by Rick/Genis2 pages

Captain America Runs the Gorilla Gauntlet!

Okay so we begin:

Match 1
Captain America is on a routine mission in new york city when, all of a sudden, he is ambushed by 10 bloodthirsty gorilla's with broken beer bottles for weapons!

If he can power through that: Match 2
He finds their leader, Gorilla Grodd.

Luckily cap has a neural chip in his mask that makes it so psi attacks don't work on him. Does he have the tactics to take out this intelligent monster?

If so: Match 3
Angered by his defeat, Gorilla Grodd opens a cage before his last dying breath catches up to him to reveal

CYGOR!!! Can Cap use his intelligence to nullify this opponent? Or will he be a mere banana in this beasts wrath?

If he IS no banana: Match 4
He finally gets home to the safety of his bed. He sleeps for 2 days straight. When he awakes... he finds himself in the middle of the jungle... and also realizes that in order to escape this jungle, he needs to defeat the creature next to him... who just so happens to be...

FREAKING KING KONG!!!!

What is in store for this hero!?

By the way (in case digi has a hair trigger on the close button) I thought I'd mention this.

Gorillas have been in comics for longer than many characters. In fact... I bet there has been a gorilla to appear in every single ongoing series created.

In fact... there is an entire site dedicated to detecting gorilla's appearances in comics:

http://www.lethargiclad.com/gorilla/index.htm

So this should not be closed 😄

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
By the way (in case digi has a hair trigger on the close button) I thought I'd mention this.

Gorillas have been in comics for longer than many characters. In fact... I bet there has been a gorilla to appear in every single ongoing series created.

In fact... there is an entire site dedicated to detecting gorilla's appearances in comics:

http://www.lethargiclad.com/gorilla/index.htm

So this should not be closed 😄

LMAO.....Cap might not make it

What that heck!? I go through so much to make this thread and it just DIES!?!?!?! SHAME ON YOU ALL!!!

super sayin level 2..........

I'm ABOUT to go supersaiyan level 4 on EVERYONE'S ASSES!!!!!!!

uggg I hate alternate DBZ universes.

GT was just some dumb alternate reality...

I will go level 3 super sayin from the real reality and beat your ass, because every one knows real reality powers>>>>>alternate reality powers

Fine... then I'll just turn into a helicopter!

I just Banjo fan both yo asses.

fine I will turn take over out shots power and get a real bad ass sport car.

hotshot sport car and sword>>>>any helicopter

I just grab a Banjo and washboard and country music yo ass.

Banjo and Washboard>>>>all.

Detective Chimp is ALMOST a gorilla...

He is as far from Gorilla's as Doop is from poo.

So, pretty damm far then?

Shoot...

If we're talkin Skindeep then Chimps just a dwarf and Doops in my toilet after taco night.

Yeah... you should stop tossing out solid gold in your toilet, then. It probably violates some sanitary rule.

I wasn't aware i crapped gold.....

considering how much i pwn though it's not surprising.

Martian, we've been over this. You do not put feces in the safes, and you do not flush the bank's gold down the toilet...

If you stopped putting sionide in my night-cap i might not get so confused.

You mean cyanide, biatch?