T'was the giantess who told me what to do.
T'was she who opened the doors,
And close the windows. Not I.
T'was her who decided the chair did well on the lawn.
And the table should be in the basement.
I have done naught to deserve punishment,
For I did not place the dog on the lamp,
Nor the cat in the chimney.
T'was the giantess.