Husband: Your chicken and rice is so good hunny! I can't stop eating it!
Inner voice: Actually, her cooking stinks! Yesterday, I fired my lawyer because why should I pay him 250,000 dollars a year if I can pay 45 dollars a week to have my underwear cleaned and my house as well.
Wife: Oh, that is sweet.
Inner Voice: I wish Harry wouldn't eat so much. He has lost the tone he once had on his face.
Maid: More gravy?
Inner voice: What's a C-list celebrity doing cleaning and working 45 dollars a week if I can be on broadway for the nutcracker.