Hellboy v. Thing

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Which is always a stalemate (or a joke fight). 🙁

Or a steam-roll.

Originally posted by Soljer
Or a steam-roll.

Yum

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Yum

I'm eating a cold [which actually should be hot as I just bought it..bastards!] Little Ceasars pizza right now..jealous?

I'm eating a kangaroo steak?mmm yes,your jealousy sustains me....

Originally posted by Kazenji
Well hellboy has survived a sword through his cheast and then he pulls it out
- He has been savagely beaten by large monsters on several occasions and survived
-Has resistance to fire
-Hellboy directly charged an MG-42 machine gun and took numerous bullets to the chest before destroying the gun
-He has also thrown opponents weighing at least four to five hundred pounds.

For your first you imply that he's not fast enough getting stabbed through the chest by a sword... and that he's dumb enough to pull it out, exposing his wound 😛

For your second one you just said he's been savagely beaten by large monsters.... Well there you go. Thing beat that big green monster in his first issue 😛

For your Fourth one you mentioned he took numerous bullets... jeez he's not good at avoiding attacks at all 😛

For your last he can only throw four or five hundred pounds? PSHHHHHH 😛

(All with silly faces... indicating this was a joke... but still, thing wins.)

I'm eating out your mo...nevermind.

Shouldn't we get back on topic? *cough*

Originally posted by King_Mungi
I'm eating out your mo...nevermind.

Shouldn't we get back on topic? *cough*

funnily enough,your mother asked me to get back on top as well...😛

Originally posted by Martian_mind
funnily enough,your mother asked me to get back on top as well...😛

Originally posted by Martian_mind
funnily enough,your mother asked me to get back on top as well...😛

Momma Mungi? HOW DARE YOU! She's a Saint with a capital S!

Originally posted by King_Mungi
Momma Mungi? HOW DARE YOU! She's a Saint with a capital S!

Oh,she's a capital S alright.

1eye

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Oh,she's a capital S alright.

as in Sexy?...wait no! oh no! I'm having those thoughts again *shakes back and forth*

Originally posted by King_Mungi
as in Sexy?...wait no! oh no! I'm having those thoughts again *shakes back and forth*

with that fine ass,and loose saggy jubblies....and loose saggy va......

anyways,anyone else disturbed by the image of powergirls sag when she's older?

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
[B]For your first you imply that he's not fast enough getting stabbed through the chest by a sword... and that he's dumb enough to pull it out, exposing his wound 😛

Yea and I never said this is about how dumb hellboy is to expose his wound, Its a feat for how physically durable he is and also on a side note his wounds heal

For your second one you just said he's been savagely beaten by large monsters.... Well there you go. Thing beat that big green monster in his first issue 😛

Yea whoopti doo, Hellboy has taken on a huge ass alligator monster thing and beat it

For your Fourth one you mentioned he took numerous bullets... jeez he's not good at avoiding attacks at all 😛

I was clearly saying how strong he was not is he good at avoiding attacks dumbass 🙄

Originally posted by Kazenji
Yea and I never said this is about how dumb hellboy is to expose his wound, Its a feat for how physically durable he is and also on a side note his wounds heal

Yea whoopti doo, Hellboy has taken on a huge ass alligator monster thing and beat it

I was clearly saying how strong he was not is he good at avoiding attacks dumbass 🙄

oh yeah... and 1eye

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
I cannot believe you have the Audacity to call me a dumbass when I CLEARLY in black & white (or possibly black and grey) mentioned that I was joking. IDIOTS!!!

Okay then fair enough my bad 😛

It's cool. But NO ONE crosses the Rickster....

God I need a name change.

Hellboy has fought and triumphed over beasties more imposing than the thing. Red has been around the block a few times. He knows how to deal with over powered dummies🙂

Right hand of doom breaks Things face

Powerful monsters is one thing. But Thing is a smart fighting with tons of experience. He has fought tons of characters and things. Thing would beat the snot out of Hellboy.