Darkseid versus Marvel Villains

Originally posted by bigbran
Now take a guess...

"YOU'RE OUT OF THE TOURNEY NOW!!! I AM HEREBY RECLAIMING THE TOP POSITION OF THE TOURNEY BECAUSE YOU RUINED IT!!! 😠 OK, I will make everyone redraft, so that the tourney can go back to normal... I even gave him time, and I know he can't be sleeping!

Hmm... I wonder why the whole tourney got smashed... I mean, It couldn't possibly be because I did what I did, is it? No, of course not...
DL IS INCOMPETANT!!! 😠

Does it count as being a homosexual if the lights were off?"

Dude,get a sh*t apoc siggy and i couldn't tell u and Tricker apart 😛

Originally posted by Nikkolas
One lame attempt to discredit a feat indeed.

Supes resisted. So...yeah. DS' telepathy ain't that tough.

You're right.

The 3 billion draximites jobbed.

We can't take that into account because we don't like it.

Except, he did. So...yeah. Your word < canon.

You realize that you are a DC hater and no one pays any serious attention to you. In 40 years, DS has been Superman's Superior in every way. period. now Get lost.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Dude,get a sh*t apoc siggy and i couldn't tell u and Tricker apart 😛

I also might take up that offer... hmm...

Originally posted by bigbran
I have him down to a tee... and that isn't impersonating him, that is just saying I know him like I know the back of my hand (so I wasn't trying to hit on him or something, so he doesn't go all creepy on me). Meh... he's probably looking for some kind of blue people porn.
He's probably some balding 40 year old, who lives in his parents basement, and when his mom comes down, he's all like:
"No momma, NO!!!"
And, she's all like:
"So, that's why the cat is walking bull legged..."

I also might take up that offer... hmm...

Why are you being so mean? 😕

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Why are you being so mean? 😕

Originally posted by bigbran
Because, I seen a cat playing a fiddel one time?

If posible Doom will find a frequence in which Mags will redirect the OE and zap DS, just for fun. Now, seriosly, barring the combined abilities of Apoc and Doom finding powers to defeat DS or using celestial tech to win (or stealing the gem to fuel Doom's magic to increase further their chances), team is a little screwed here.

But there is celestial tech and cytorrak, so maybe there is hope.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Dude,get a sh*t apoc siggy and i couldn't tell u and Tricker apart 😛

Well bigbran does think that Apoc could take the majority against Thanos. 😐

Team coz Doom's magic and JUGGY'S forcefield can shield them while together Magnus and Nur rip D.S. Apart..... and with no anti-life equation metron nor minions in sight.

[member what a curbstomped Magnus did to Apocalypse at the end of AOA? RIPPED HIM APART]

Originally posted by don't shiv
[member what a curbstomped Magnus did to Apocalypse at the end of AOA? RIPPED HIM APART]

Yes...how total PIS that was...

each of them would destroy Darkseid solo

And Hulk would beat Michael in a slugfest.🙄

Originally posted by DevilGoblin
each of them would destroy Darkseid solo

No they wouldn't.

who's the idiot delusional who thinks that Darkseid can beat all these marvel villains alone ?

great delusion here

Darkseids Imperiex Universe Crushing/Absorbing Imperiex inspired Armour can be rebuilt within a day by Desaad

armoured D.S. Grinds the Team into a protein rich paste

Originally posted by DevilGoblin
who's the idiot delusional who thinks that Darkseid can beat all these marvel villains alone ?

great delusion here

Who's the retarded Hulk fanboy delusional who thinks Darkseid can't beat all these marvel villains alone?

Hulk can't but Huc sure can.

I bet if this was Thanos all the fanboys would be in here "OMG THANOS PIMPSLAPS DEEZ FOOLS!" "HE SLAPS AROUND SS SO WHY CAN'T HE OMGWTFBBQJ!!)!)!)!1010101010"

Originally posted by boriquaking55
Hulk can't but Huc sure can.

I bet if this was Thanos all the fanboys would be in here "OMG THANOS PIMPSLAPS DEEZ FOOLS!" "HE SLAPS AROUND SS SO WHY CAN'T HE OMGWTFBBQJ!!)!)!)!1010101010"

Thanos WOULD ***** these four.

As would Darkseid.

Originally posted by Soljer
Thanos WOULD ***** these four.

As would Darkseid.

the point being that if it was Thanos - half the people here would have different awnsers

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Are you serious? DS can control 3 billion Damites who are Superior in everyway to superman.

How ?

Daxamites are poisoned/weakened by Lead a (fairly) common substance located on (most) Dc planets.

If not for Krypton blowing up then Supes would only have two weaknesses (which Daxamites are also powerless against).