Liar Liar, I Got Hired

So I obtained my Pharmacy Technician License while in High School.

I applied to CVS Pharmacy back in January, but I didn't get any response back.

So my grandma knows this woman who was just fired from CVS Pharmacy because she couldn't pass the test to get her Pharmacy Technician License.

The women knew of me and gave my grandma some points as to how to do the Application and told her what the people at the Pharmacy actually see on the application when they get it that doesn't actually appear on the application with a applicant is filling it out if that makes any sense at all.

Anyway, my grandma relayed onto me the advice and I went to fill out another application.

I only chose "Strongly Agree" or "Strongly Disagree" and I lied my arse off to the fullest.

And what do you know...I got a response back and got called in for an interview.

The guy told me that I scored the highest percentage on the Application than he had ever seen before.

I thought he was looking at my kind of funny when saying that and was suspicious but he just commended me on that and told me how so many people get cut and don't get the job because the don't answer the questions a certain way whether they are good candidates for the job or not.

SO yeah.....I finished the interview. He told me it went excellent and easy and that he doesn't know why the main man wouldn't hire me.

I signed some papers for a drug test and should be taking the actual drug test this weekend or next weekend hopefully.

So yeah...It's pretty much in the bag.

I'll be working over the weekends while in school until Summer comes and then I'll be working all Summer. Lucky Me........

So yeah....I'm an excellent Liar and I'm Proud of it and I intend on continuing.

It's always about how one can "Lie their way out of things", but how once can "Lie their way into things."

😉

Anata Wa Wakarimasu Ka.....

Good for you

Originally posted by TRH
Good for you

Well I've got class.

Gotta go.

Sayonara.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

coolio

congrats, that is a very decent skill to have.

so now that your a drug administer...think you could hook me up? People in my area are hurtin for some good drugs...you and icould go places...expand and franchise

so i guess lying is the way to go

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
congrats, that is a very decent skill to have.

so now that your a drug administer...think you could hook me up? People in my area are hurtin for some good drugs...you and icould go places...expand and franchise

Originally posted by Kenshinswife
so i guess lying is the way to go

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
what you need is someone strong to use you..
like me,
like me.

If you want to get your soul to heaven,
trust in me .
Don't judge or question.
You are broken now ,
but faith can heal you.
Just do everything I tell you to do.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.

My Gods will
becomes me.
When he speaks out,
he speaks through me.
He has needs
like I do.
We both want
to rape you.

Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life.
Open my eyes and blind me with your light
and your lies.

Does this have anything to do with this topic?

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
what you need is someone strong to use you..
like me,
like me.

If you want to get your soul to heaven,
trust in me .
Don't judge or question.
You are broken now ,
but faith can heal you.
Just do everything I tell you to do.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.

My Gods will
becomes me.
When he speaks out,
he speaks through me.
He has needs
like I do.
We both want
to rape you.

Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life.
Open my eyes and blind me with your light
and your lies.

Does this have anything to do with this topic?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Good doped

how much does it pay

Don't know yet, but it come be up to like $13 an hour.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

You lied? I'm gonna take a screenshot what you posted and send it to the Pharmacy!

You wouldn't.

fear

I'll deny.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

👆 Good job. My mom got a job in the pharmacy without lying.

That's nice.....but........so........ermm

I got the job AND I lied. doped

I'm good. scissors

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

👆 Congrats dude.

Originally posted by Röland
👆 Congrats dude.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

I lied to start my career as well! Also, I just bought some condoms from CVS just yesterday. Good luck! 😊

i lied and got my job and now i wish i hadnt.... 😖 ...i hate that fukin place