superman vs every hulk

Started by TricksterPriest11 pages

I never read the goddamn Justice League 1M storyline, so I have no idea what he looks like. So you two go to hell. You go to hell and you die! 😛

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
I never read the goddamn Justice League 1M storyline, so I have no idea what he looks like. So you two go to hell. You go to hell and you die! 😛

You quoted Mr Garrison,a transexual who's only friend is a puppet.

But i bet that's just a coincedence 😗

Originally posted by Martian_mind
You quoted Mr Garrison,a transexual who's only friend is a puppet.

But i bet that's just a coincedence 😗

Not to mention, he likes to shove hamsters up people's asses...

Which... according to this post:

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
I wonder if Orion can just drain his power and then rape his ass?

Coincidence? I think not!

exitement she wrote!

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Because you touch yourself at night.

That wasn't ever funny.

Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
That wasn't ever funny.
Meh. Just a small, minimal-thought-process side comment. I'm not hurt, nor will I bother justifying it.

If this was a comic book fight the Hulks would win. If this was just a slug fest with no superspeed Hulks could win. Now, Superman being roughly a million of times faster than any Hulk he wins in a curbstomp. Anyone with a little understanding of logics should be able to understand the outcome.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Night Sym,dream of Yuki laying your quivering body down by the fire.

crazy

She's a three year old alien robot . . . even I'm not gonna tap that.

Superman Hurls the Moon at what ever planet all the Hulks are standing on. Win for superman.

He Flies underneath them all and picks up the ground and chuks it into the Sun. Win for Superman

He t-vo's all of them. Win for Superman

I only read the first of the four pages....

But, someone enlighten me, how does Superman lose this? None of the Hulk's could even react to the speeds Superman functions at. He flings them all into the sun before a single one bats an eyelash.

Originally posted by Soljer
I only read the first of the four pages....

But, someone enlighten me, how does Superman lose this? None of the Hulk's could even react to the speeds Superman functions at. He flings them all into the sun before a single one bats an eyelash.

He can't lose.

If xmeat had put in ZombieHulk after he had absorbed the power cosmic I might give the Hulks a chance.

Originally posted by Soljer
I only read the first of the four pages....

But, someone enlighten me, how does Superman lose this? None of the Hulk's could even react to the speeds Superman functions at. He flings them all into the sun before a single one bats an eyelash.

I don know...Hulks have a pretty darn good reaction speed....They saw xmeat wanking off to them a mile away, even though he was being sneaky

Originally posted by Soljer
I only read the first of the four pages....

But, someone enlighten me, how does Superman lose this? None of the Hulk's could even react to the speeds Superman functions at. He flings them all into the sun before a single one bats an eyelash.

HOW DOES ONE SUPERMAN BEAT THIS MANY HULKS INCLUDING WAR AND DEVIL HULK COULD HE BEAT SEVERAL DD OR MONGULS.

Originally posted by xmeat
HOW DOES ONE SUPERMAN BEAT THIS MANY HULKS INCLUDING WAR AND DEVIL HULK COULD HE BEAT SEVERAL DD OR MONGULS.

Translation?

Originally posted by Redatom65
Translation?
wallbashwallbash

hahaha, this thread is dumb, people actually think superbitch can beat the hulk 1 on 1 much less 20 on 1! one hulk would smash superbitch into oblivion, hes stronger, smarter, and a better fighter. He can heal and hes durable, supes is outclassed in every aspect against the hulk, hulk KO's him

Originally posted by HereComesRandal
hahaha, this thread is dumb, people actually think superbitch can beat the hulk 1 on 1 much less 20 on 1! one hulk would smash superbitch into oblivion, hes stronger, smarter, and a better fighter. He can heal and hes durable, supes is outclassed in every aspect against the hulk, hulk KO's him

Speed, flight, skill, intellect, versatility. Those would be Superman's absolute advantages 😉

ill give you flight and maybe speed, but its nothin hulk cannot react to

Originally posted by HereComesRandal
ill give you flight and maybe speed, but its nothin hulk cannot react to

Hulk doesn't have eyebeams, freeze breath, psychic powers, FTL reaction speeds or ridiculoius levels of training 😉

ill give you the eyebeams, freeze breath, psychic powers, FTL speed and training, but its nothing hulk cannot react to