Who has the most ridicules powers?

Started by Entity2 pages
Originally posted by Boots
Er redet immer Scheißdreck.

Umm...What the hell is that suppost to say?

Originally posted by Entity
Umm...What the hell is that suppost to say?

Something about saying crap I think.

Green Lanterns are pretty ridiculous.

Darwin?? The ability to instantly adapt to anything...

Jazz.

He's blue...

Originally posted by Galan007
And that Spidey said he had fought Galactus to a standstill. 🙄

where the hell is that

Storm can apparently "percieve the universe as patterns of energy and bend it to her will".

And I thought she manipulated weather.

Mxyzptlk, obviously

Originally posted by Entity
Umm...What the hell is that suppost to say?

It translates roughly to....

It always talks shitting dirt.

Does anyone else find it ironic that Darwin's powers are the exact opposite of what Charles Darwin actually said? They completely break his theories on evolution...

Originally posted by The Fake Macoy
Does anyone else find it ironic that Darwin's powers are the exact opposite of what Charles Darwin actually said? They completely break his theories on evolution...

The very fact that the Xmen exists due to the Celestials goes against evoultion.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
The very fact that the Xmen exists due to the Celestials goes against evoultion.

Not really.... evolution doesn't say that genetic modification of organisms by conscious entities is impossible.

Humans today IRL can already genetically engineer things.

Originally posted by Endless Mike
Not really.... evolution doesn't say that genetic modification of organisms by conscious entities is impossible.

Humans today IRL can already genetically engineer things.

What I mean is that the Xmen aren't evolved they're modified.

His theory really isn't disproven by the character, the strong adapts to survive, same idea with the character really, just on a more rediciulous level..

i would suck three nuts just to have Black Bolt's power...count 'em THREE!!!!! so leave him out of this and for the sentry...according to this scientific chart thing i read on the net, the power of 100,000 suns exploding simultaneously would be sufficient to start another "big bang" (or something like that) so if sentry actually had the power of a million he would be the most powerful being in the entire multiverse...i know absorbing man said "is this what it feels like to be god", but damn!!!! the sentry must have gone to those seminars superman gave lectures at entitled "how ridiculously powered metahumans can put mental blocks on thier ridiculous power levels"

but for me to pick somebody out of a crowd you cant really go wrong with a guy like galactus..he's not a cosmic being in the truest sense of the word, he's just a human scientist left over from the previous universe. he's no abtract concept, he's not an M-body, but depending on how much energy he absorbs he can obliterate any being in the universe below LT..SS has said it himself a few times that he is second only to galactus when it comes to weilding cosmic energy, so apparently G is the guy who wrote the book on it. so for somebody who isnt of abstract, or divinely appointed origin(like LT) who can literally created or destroy energy and spit in the face of univeral physics is quite ridiculous

Originally posted by manjaro
i would suck three nuts just to have Black Bolt's power...count 'em [B]THREE!!!!! so leave him out of this and for the sentry...according to this scientific chart thing i read on the net, the power of 100,000 suns exploding simultaneously would be sufficient to start another "big bang" (or something like that)

I don't know where you heard that, but that's wrong.

The Big Bang was the expansion of all of the matter and energy in the universe from a single point. There are at least 100,000,000,000 stars in our own galaxy, and at least 100,000,000,000 galaxies in the universe. Also our galaxy is a relatively small one, and baryonic matter such as the kind that makes up stars and galaxies is insignificant next to the amount of invisible dark matter in the universe, and the dark matter in turn is insignificant next to the amount of "dark energy".

The Big Bang involved all of this (or at least, the substance/material that eventually became all of this).

100,000 suns is nothing.

Originally posted by StarsNeverFall7
Darwin?? The ability to instantly adapt to anything...

I know, someone had to of phoned that in.

Doomsday has a similar deal going on. How do you become immune to such broad things like physical beatings or energy?

Originally posted by Endless Mike
I don't know where you heard that, but that's wrong.

The Big Bang was the expansion of all of the matter and energy in the universe from a single point. There are at least 100,000,000,000 stars in our own galaxy, and at least 100,000,000,000 galaxies in the universe. Also our galaxy is a relatively small one, and baryonic matter such as the kind that makes up stars and galaxies is insignificant next to the amount of invisible dark matter in the universe, and the dark matter in turn is insignificant next to the amount of "dark energy".

The Big Bang involved all of this (or at least, the substance/material that eventually became all of this).

100,000 suns is nothing.


An exploding star is supposed to give off unimaginable amounts of energy. Like as much energy as thousands or millions of star give off. I mean... nobody really knows for sure for the obvious reasons. But it's pretty crazy.

Medusa.

Ohh,I can control my hair.

Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
I know, someone had to of phoned that in.

Doomsday has a similar deal going on. How do you become immune to such broad things like physical beatings or energy?

An exploding star is supposed to give off unimaginable amounts of energy. Like as much energy as thousands or millions of star give off. I mean... nobody really knows for sure for the obvious reasons. But it's pretty crazy.

Yes, a supernova can temporarily emit more energy than a galaxy, but that's because a star normally releases all of its energy slowly over a period of billions of years, if it explodes, it's released all at once.

I still say that Darwin is up there, a mutant has evolved to have the ability to evolve on a higher level. Thats just absurd. He literally won't lose a fight if he doesn't want to. Lamest powerset I've seen in a while.

I always thought Black Bolt was pretty cool...