I got fired from my job today.

Started by =Tired Hiker=2 pages

I got fired from my job today.

Well, it's a sad state of affairs. I came in late and my boss told me that I was in big trouble. I told him, "I'm always late, you ass hat." He told me that if I were to insult him just one more time that he'd fire me on the spot. I said, "Whatever, f*cktard." Then he fired me. 🙁

APRIL FOOLS!!! 😱
You just got owned by Tired Hiker. 😊

😕 theres nothing there...

I was expecting that 😬

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Well, it's a sad state of affairs. I came in late and my boss told me that I was in big trouble. I told him, "I'm always late, you ass hat." He told me that if I were to insult him just one more time that he'd fire me on the spot. I said, "Whatever, f*cktard." Then he fired me. 🙁

APRIL FOOLS!!! 😱
You just got owned by Tired Hiker. 😊


Thank God, I was going to say, if you got sacked...who would take over as President?

a nw level of lameness has been reached.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Well, it's a sad state of affairs. I came in late and my boss told me that I was in big trouble. I told him, "I'm always late, you ass hat." He told me that if I were to insult him just one more time that he'd fire me on the spot. I said, "Whatever, f*cktard." Then he fired me. 🙁

APRIL FOOLS!!! 😱
You just got owned by Tired Hiker. 😊

you have nice eyes

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Well, it's a sad state of affairs. I came in late and my boss told me that I was in big trouble. I told him, "I'm always late, you ass hat." He told me that if I were to insult him just one more time that he'd fire me on the spot. I said, "Whatever, f*cktard." Then he fired me. 🙁

APRIL FOOLS!!! 😱
You just got owned by Tired Hiker. 😊

I totally saw that coming. 😛

Originally posted by Röland
I totally saw that coming.

fooled me

not me.

haha.

GDTSWMB

What the hell is an ass-hat?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
😕 theres nothing there...

a hat that you wear on your...ass?

I didn't care either way.

then why ask?

predictable

Originally posted by TOH
predictable

*Inserts capitalization marks under the "p"*

You guys totally all got OWNED! 😄

not me, baby.