I got fired from my job today.
Well, it's a sad state of affairs. I came in late and my boss told me that I was in big trouble. I told him, "I'm always late, you ass hat." He told me that if I were to insult him just one more time that he'd fire me on the spot. I said, "Whatever, f*cktard." Then he fired me. 🙁
APRIL FOOLS!!! 😱
You just got owned by Tired Hiker. 😊