awwww..what is wrong with me?

this may seem trivial to some of you, some of you may relate to it or have even done something similar. Most of you just wont give a frick though

woke up this morning at 4.30am as usual to get ready for work. Took my shower and did all the routine makings of a rushed morning. As i was about to make my usual breakfast of muslie flax seed and strawberries. I checked my phone messages and came to find that my request of the day prior to get the day off was confirmed. Seems i never received the message last night.

Here i was with the day off, and dressed up with no where to go. As i was about to make my healthy breakfast. I had noticed the bag of margarita flavoured corn chips. I have been wanting to try them for the past two weeks ever since i bought them. Decided to try just one before i fixed my usual breakfast. Needless to say that one chip turned into the entire bag. It was an orgasmic experience when i decided to break out the salsa. I couldnt help myself. There i was sitting in front of my computer, just like a messy child stuffing my face with margarita chips and salsa, dripping salsa all over my face and keyboard and not caring. An entire tub of salsa and a bag margarita chips for breakfast only an hour after waking up. I think i am going to die today now, i feel so ill.

This Pepto bismo is not working and something unholy is stirring in my bowels.
What is wrong with me...why oh why diddnt i atleast stop a quarter way through the bag? I feel worse than the time i ate a weeks old spinnage quiche nuked in the microwave

If you used to eating Healthy foods its just the body saying "dont eat junkfood"

Originally posted by dave_kodak
If you used to eating Healthy foods its just the body saying "dont eat junkfood"

dont know man. I think its more like my body telling me that it is going to punish me for feeding it poison. It was good poison at the time though. My arms just stopped shaking about a half hour ago. 😘

Body is torturing you for what ypu have done and that is betrayal.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
dont know man. I think its more like my body telling me that it is going to punish me for feeding it poison. It was good poison at the time though. My arms just stopped shaking about a half hour ago. 😘

Originally posted by dave_kodak
and now you know, and knowing is half the battle, the other half is winning.

if i live, nearly 3 hours later i still feel ill.

To bad i'll forget and probably end up in this situation again before long. you know how many times i said i would never eat fast food again for similar reasons before i actually did quit, except for the pita pit ( that place is nutty good). I'm so weak.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
if i live, nearly 3 hours later i still feel ill.

To bad i'll forget and probably end up in this situation again before long. you know how many times i said i would never eat fast food again for similar reasons before i actually did quit, except for the pita pit ( that place is nutty good). I'm so weak.

Originally posted by dave_kodak
lay down and take some Tums, or lay down and take some tums, or lay down and take some tums damn it.

lol...yeah i probably should have, but i cant stand lying in bed after sleeping all night. That just give me a headache. Starting to feel better now. If i still did drugs i would probably be token now or would have dropped some tabs after that experience this morning. The thread was a joke, but the shittiness i felt was grand and lagtimate.

what kind of food experiences have ever made any of you feel ill?

Originally posted by ragesRemorse

what kind of food experiences have ever made any of you feel ill?

Originally posted by dave_kodak
any and all

damn that has to suck

It might help to eat good foods lol

"A spoon full of sugar. Does it really help the medicine go down?
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