Diabolic Plan

I KNOW!

We are a genetically screwed up version of a pygmy shrew!

this world is a big mystery.

Yep like what really is in pies.

blueberry cheesecakes...

A squirrel! nuts

Maybe that is why they are taking over the world.

where?!

READ MY FIRST STATEMENT 😛

but we don't have acorns!

The Nles PReapere for War!Loknarosh

huh?

Originally posted by xEsaulx
Okay I know this seems HARD to believe but please hold on for a slight moment.

Squirrels are taking over the world, yes the soft cuddly little furballs that people adore. They are plotting to take over the world! How do they do it you may ask, but that is SUCH an easy answer. They use acorns as mind control devices and take over the world. They will gain up and take over our planet known as earth. They have succeeded with Canada already. General Oprah will lead them to war and it will be the end of us as it is.

squirry are cute. and evil. 😬

they are vermin. they must be eradicated.

they should pay for all those acorns.

exactly...dont we have a deal with the squirrels?

what deal? i haven't heard about it!

wait...thats pigeons. they move out of the way of our cars, and we look the other way on the statue of liberty defications.

squirrels didn't sign the contract.

yeah, a bunch of Rogue bastards.