As in I'll do the writing and you can do a load of the other work, Padme...
The trick, actually, is in not speeding.
PAD
PadmeSkywalkerThe Next Natalie Portman
well I wasn't speeding by much only 5 over....and that's it...no the trick is not speeding at the end of the month....quota time
YER
yerssotSenior Member
what?!!?? no! The trick is to speed when they don't see it 😄
USH
UshgarakPaladin
They always see her. They have a special Padme-cam.
PAD
PadmeSkywalkerThe Next Natalie Portman
Of course, and most of the time its focused on my butt
USH
UshgarakPaladin
Well, cops are only human...
PAD
PadmeSkywalkerThe Next Natalie Portman
no...they're only pigs....
USH
UshgarakPaladin
Ooh, cruel... still, even pigs have needs!
PAD
PadmeSkywalkerThe Next Natalie Portman
well I do too, like no speeding tickets.
USH
UshgarakPaladin
That's more an anti-need.
I am afraid I simply cannot find it in my heart to condemn the cops for focussing the padme-cam on your butt; only for not letting me have a camera feed.
YER
yerssotSenior Member
stood up around 10.30 today... way too early for my taste, but I wanted to look active today
PAD
PadmeSkywalkerThe Next Natalie Portman
well I think a lot of people want that feed....I heard they are starting a website soon....Padme-cambutt.com
USH
UshgarakPaladin
Will you write diary entries for it, to give it a more genuine feel?
YER
yerssotSenior Member
yeah, I'm uploading the pics right now should be online in a week trying to get a webcam so we can follow you 24/7 😄
USH
UshgarakPaladin
Now I think about it, it should be padmebutt-cam.
PAD
PadmeSkywalkerThe Next Natalie Portman
I knew I felt someone's prescence when I went to bed last night......hmmm....maybe i could write journal entries....
USH
UshgarakPaladin
Good! This idea is coming along nicely...
PAD
PadmeSkywalkerThe Next Natalie Portman
*looks around* I know its around here somewhere, but where?