The Official "I'm Drunk" Thread

I'm drunk.

I'm not

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
I'm drunk.

Ok, I can honestly say im drunk now... but i've been drunker.

Drunk? Me? Nah.

I'm semi-drunk.

In your semi charmed kind of life? Baby, baby, I want something else. I'm not listening when you say goodBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!