*pulls out .44 magnum and get dirty harry look and fires 5 shots around tex but not at him*
"YOur probably wondering is this gun a 5 shot or a shots revovler, well this is a .44 magnum the most powerful handgun in the world and could blow your head clear off, so you got to ask yourself one question 'do i feel lucky' well do yah punk!!"
*Pulls trigger and ........CLICK!*
"you are one Lucky SOB"