Clark Kent a Virgin? - Smallville

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helga Junior Member

Clark Kent a Virgin? - Smallville

When did Clark Kent lose his virginity in the smallville series? Or is he still a virgin? 馃槈

sapphiremouse Senior Member

Season 5 episode 2 Mortal
Clark and Lana slept together, got busted by ma and pa kent in the kitchen. Lana said its the best sleep shes had in 3 weeks, so you know clark was putting the long pole to her. 馃槅 馃槺

((The_Anomaly)) 2003 Super Senior Member
Originally posted by sapphiremouse
Season 5 episode 2 Mortal
Clark and Lana slept together, got busted by ma and pa kent in the kitchen. Lana said its the best sleep shes had in 3 weeks, so you know clark was putting the long pole to her. 馃槅 馃槺

Showed her a little bit of his 'Kryptonian heratige' eh? 馃槚hifty:

sapphiremouse Senior Member

ooppss, my mistake....its not episode 2 Mortal.
Its episode 3 Hidden

DarthLazious Dark Lord of the KMC

Lucky bastard.

Slowhand Superguitarist

How did the condom stop his supersemen? In theory, they should have blasted through the thin latex barrier and punched holes in Lana's back, stomach, or the back of her head, depending on how he was being serviced.

MattDay Senior Member

guess they just thought no one would ask that question lol

pestarrio Junior Member
Originally posted by Slowhand
How did the condom stop his supersemen? In theory, they should have blasted through the thin latex barrier and punched holes in Lana's back, stomach, or the back of her head, depending on how he was being serviced.

He didn't have his powers at the time. Jorel took them away as "punishment" for something that's long forgotten by now.

Kal875 Lois's Lover

Originally posted by Slowhand
How did the condom stop his supersemen? In theory, they should have blasted through the thin latex barrier and punched holes in Lana's back, stomach, or the back of her head, depending on how he was being serviced.
He was Human

Mobra Harold of Galactus

http://www.larryniven.org/stories/Man_of_Steel_Woman_of_Kleenex.shtml

Slowhand Superguitarist
Originally posted by Mobra
http://www.larryniven.org/stories/Man_of_Steel_Woman_of_Kleenex.shtml

HA HA HA HA!!!

Some of the funniest damn stuff ever! I like this guy.

Sarutobi700 Restricted

Lana had a shard of Kyrptonite in her vagina

Violent2Dope Restricted

Originally posted by sapphiremouse
Season 5 episode 2 Mortal
Clark and Lana slept together, got busted by ma and pa kent in the kitchen. Lana said its the best sleep shes had in 3 weeks, so you know clark was putting the long pole to her. 馃槅 馃槺
It's called "Smallville" for a reason.馃槈

spidey-dude Restricted

Re: Clark Kent a Virgin? - Smallville

Originally posted by helga
When did Clark Kent lose his virginity in the smallville series? Or is he still a virgin? 馃槈
he cant be a virgin cause in superman returns remember when louis was on luthors ship with her son and her son threw the piano at that guy ? thats supes son so no clark isnt a virgin

spidey-dude Restricted

i also have a picture to prove that hes not a virgin but i dont want to take the risk on posting it. unless the mod doesnt mind just one picture 馃槃