Gideon vs. NJO Luke and Chuck Norris

Your thoughts?

Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicks you to hell.

Chuck Norris? Defeat me? I hardly think so. Hence why I gave him Luke, to somewhat even the odds.

Edit: And "hell"? I'm sorry, have you actually met my mother...?

LMAO at this thread! 😆

But seriously...Don't F**K with Chuck. He'll rip your balls out through your eyes faster then you can say "Smell my Wookie".

Rip my balls off through my eyes? Again, have you met my mother?

Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
LMAO at this thread! 😆

But seriously...Don't F**K with Chuck. He'll rip your balls out through your eyes faster then you can say "Smell my Wookie".

Rip the balls out? Puh-Lease. Chuck Norris has a huge manhood that he just have to look at others and they'll explode out of jealousy.

"tis true.

My friends, if you've ever had the (dis)pleasure of meeting my mother (and DS doesn't count, he's my dad), you'll understand why I remain unimpressed with Chuck.

Ya know, Chuck Norris's beard is used to make Kevlar vests and armored cars...

...but what a lot of people don't know is that under his beard is another fist.

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