LMBO! These are hilarious!
Okay, here are my ideas:
1. Norrington: And then...*sniff*....he TOOK MY WIG AND GOT IT DIRTY *sob*.
2. Jack: Note to self, next time Will has a headcold, bring more tissues.
3. Jack: Oh, come on Norry ole pal, you can't kill me! I mean, wook at my widdle face. Elizabeth: Awwwww!