Who's gonna be my pimp?...uhm side-kick pimp.

Ok so me.. Aqua-pimp needed a side-kick.. because you know pimping ain't easy 😉
So I called up four of the most greatest pimp's of all time's(Iceberg Slim,Snoop Dogg,Jay-Z and last but not least Don "Magic" Juan) to decide for me which of the comic characters below is the most capable of being a pimp...

Tony Stark
Batman
Spiderman
Daredevil
Reed Richards
Gambit
Captain America
Deadpool
Alfred (Hey i'f he can manage Batman's dirty underwear i think he can manage some dirty...h.'s 😉 )
Cyclops

Ok so who of these guys do you think my jury wil pick?
They are gonna be judged at:
Toughnes
The size of there p.i.m.p hand
The force of there b.i.t.c.h slaps
and who ever conquers the most territory of my rivals Super-pimp,Green-pimp,bat-pimp,Pun-pimp and Iron-pimp...

Ok so who wil win this szizzle?

Discus!!!

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Alfred in a curbstomp.

Yeah boy! Alfred's pimp hand is strong 😎, but he's got enemies (that dastardly Jarvis for one, probably the only man alive who could match him for pimping ho's).

He has too look after his baby-mother Aunt May aswell.

Black Bolt

Tony Stark - rich, arrogant, playboy...def a pimp

Daredevil - blind, blond and smart...a pimp like no other

Gambit - smooth talking, red eyes...lady killer

Alfred - worldly, sophisticated, and willing to serve...def women magnet

Alfred. He is The Pimp.

Originally posted by Aqua-pimp
Ok so me.. Aqua-pimp needed a side-kick.. because you know pimping ain't easy 😉
So I called up four of the most greatest pimp's of all time's(Iceberg Slim,Snoop Dogg,Jay-Z and last but not least Don "Magic" Juan) to decide for me which of the comic characters below is the most capable of being a pimp...

Tony Stark
Batman
Spiderman
Daredevil
Reed Richards
Gambit
Captain America
Deadpool
Alfred (Hey i'f he can manage Batman's dirty underwear i think he can manage some dirty...h.'s 😉 )
Cyclops

Ok so who of these guys do you think my jury wil pick?
They are gonna be judged at:
Toughnes
The size of there p.i.m.p hand
The force of there b.i.t.c.h slaps
and who ever conquers the most territory of my rivals Super-pimp,Green-pimp,bat-pimp,Pun-pimp and Iron-pimp...

Ok so who wil win this szizzle?

Discus!!!

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Reed. He's been pimping Sue for years 😂

Reed. He's been pimping Sue for years

😆 Not only Sue...he's been pimping Ben Grimmn to in the comics

Ben Grimmn does everything Reed says without getting payed...
in the comics he always looked like Reéd's lap dog + Reed was the reason the poor guy got disfigured in the first place 😆 ..That pretty much sounds like a b*tch to me...
I'f i was Ben i would stretch his private parts and hang that fool with his own you know what.. just can't believe Ben let's that sh*t ride like that..

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How about Cyber or Spider-Man or Black Tarantula