God will forgive you of your sins . . . but who will forgive God for his?

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=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

God will forgive you of your sins . . . but who will forgive God for his?

I was just wandering this.

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

And is God even a he? And how can he be forgivin for the greatest sin of them all, creating two George Bushes!?

Janus X LOOK AT SIG.

Is God a he? Let's find out. *Kicks God in the nuts* Confirmed.

Edit: Repent. George Bush rules. He killed 700,000 Iraqs. \m/

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Originally posted by Janus X
Is God a he? Let's find out. *Kicks God in the nuts* Confirmed.

Edit: Repent. George Bush rules. He killed 700,000 Iraqs. \m/

Whoa! 😱

InnerRise Restricted

God is perfect. Sins he has not. ermm

*Kicks you in nuts*

*Prays to God to forgive me for my sins*

*Kicks you in nuts again*

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Originally posted by InnerRise
God is perfect. Sins he has not. ermm

*Kicks you in nuts*

*Prays to God to forgive me for my sins*

*Kicks you in nuts again*

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Who are you kicking in the nuts? 😕

Janus X LOOK AT SIG.

Originally posted by InnerRise
God is perfect. Sins he has not. ermm

*Kicks you in nuts*

*Prays to God to forgive me for my sins*

*Kicks you in nuts again*

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Unless I happened to be in a TV show, I'm suing you.

God isn't perfect. He didn't get laid yet.

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Well how's he gonna get laid when he keeps getting kicked in the nuts all the time by you?

Janus X LOOK AT SIG.
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Well how's he gonna get laid when he keeps getting kicked in the nuts all the time by you?

Turn it into a vagina.

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo
Originally posted by Janus X
Turn it into a vagina.

Okay, you have a point there, but this isn't over. I have to go but I'll be on later to further debate this! 😠

Mr. Bacon Who?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I was just wandering this.

Chuck Norris

Janus X LOOK AT SIG.
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, you have a point there, but this isn't over. I have to go but I'll be on later to further debate this! 😠

NO! 😠 [Samuel Jackson] I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS MOTHERFACKING DEBATE ON THIS MOTHERFACKING THREAD[/Samuel Jackson] Let's talk about Rose O'Donald instead.

Janus X LOOK AT SIG.

Now to totally pwn this thread - Note: Beginning is bit weak.

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Eclipso Restricted

If God does exist, it is not a he, no perfect being could be limited by gender.

Mišt Senior Member
Originally posted by Eclipso
no perfect being could be limited by gender.

Except me mistw00t

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
And is God even a he? And how can he be forgivin for the greatest sin of them all, creating two George Bushes!?

😆

Sorgo X Restricted

If god does exist, he probably feels like he f*cked up terribly.

Burner Rude Boy

Fred Durst, that's who will forgive God.

Council#13 The Omega Male

Originally posted by Janus X
Unless I happened to be in a TV show, I'm suing you.

God isn't perfect. He didn't get laid yet.

Blaaaaaasphamey....ermm

Bigga Nigga420 Smoke The Reefer

you guys a disrespectful to GOD the one who created you and is pretty much your motor!

Sorgo X Restricted
Originally posted by Bigga Nigga420
you guys a disrespectful to GOD the one who created you and is pretty much your motor!

It's funny to bash religion.

Do you know what ninety percent of Atheists cry out when they're at their deathbeds?

It's not a joke, It doesn't have a punch line and it is a rhetorical question.