Your fightingstats

Started by Vathu4 pages
Originally posted by Mywi
so whose sock was this? hmm

Sock? leftright

😆 got nailed the first day

Originally posted by ThePittman
😆 got nailed the first day

😂 It is funny, isn't it? 😱 I haven't been caught in the year and a half I've been he- I mean.... dodgy Uh... pankcake house.

Re: Your fightingstats

Fighting Type: Defensive Tactics And Counter Attacks
Bodytype: Flesh and blood
Height: 5'8''
Weight: 200
Stamina: sprint 2 mins
Strenght: lift own weight
Speed: 15 mph run, 100 psi per punch or kick
Will: I will fight only for my own defense, I will not fight the unecessary fight
STRENGHTS: close quarters unarmed combat
WEAKNESS: does not know how to use weapons, refuses to use any weapon

Fighting Type: Muay Thai, Western Boxing and Submission wrestling
Body Type: Ask your girl
Height: 5'10
Weight: 175
Stamina: Ask your girl
Strength: 3 reps of 215
Speed: Not very fast, but very quick!!
Strengths: Left hook, right elbow, ground control
Weakness: P*ssy

Originally posted by ragesRemorse

weaknesses-japanese school girls

i feel that. 🙄

What are the internets?

whirlysplat the 90 pound e-ninja strikes again.
tell me whirly, did the u.k. government insist that you have
your hands registered as lethal weapons? fear

Originally posted by Alliance
What are the internets?

its a series of tubes

Funny how most people take this as a joke but some people actually feel compelled to put up stats to try and impress others.

like "mine is bigger than yours."

Originally posted by Schecter
whirlysplat the 90 pound e-ninja strikes again.
tell me whirly, did the u.k. government insist that you have
your hands registered as lethal weapons? fear

its a series of tubes

Not Whirly.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Funny how most people take this as a joke but some people actually feel compelled to put up stats to try and impress others.

Shut up, my internet persona could kick your internet persona's ass.

Fvck that shit, wanna know how i fight, fight me 😆 😄

Re: Your fightingstats

Originally posted by Fistfighter
What are your fightingcapacilities?

Example (going by my own stats):

Fighting Type: Freestyle mixed with boxing and knowledge on pressure points
Bodytype: Athletic
Height: 1,87 cm
Weight: 77 kilo
Stamina: Can run maximum speed for 20 seconds or so
Strenght: Can lift 160 kilo over the ground
Speed: I dont know how to take numbers on that, but i rarely get hitted.
Will: I dont gives up until my body denies to continue
STRENGHTS:
My long reach and high speed makes me hit first most of the time, and i am fairly strong, so i hits hard. Without shit, have never met anyone who could best me in hand-to-hand skills. I dodges, blocks and counters very well, so is nearly never hitted. In floor fight, i have bested black belt karatekas and i know pressure points. I am smart and never gives up.
WEAKNESS:
My advanced techniques and fast strikes are tiring, and if i dont end the fight quickly, i grows tired. Also, i suffers from migrene, so a hard hit to my head will usually result in big headache. My kicks are nothing extraordinary.

You get the idea😉 Write your stats in a similiar way that i did😉

This is either one of the funniest sarcastic posts I've read or one of the funniest tard posts, I've read. I don't know which one at this point.

The username fits..

Originally posted by Bardock42
Fighting Type: Master in 120 different martial arts
Bodytype: Athletic
Height: 1.90 cm
Weight: 100 kilo
Stamina: Very good
Strenght: Can lift 300 kilos over the ground
Speed: Excellent...run 100 m in 10 seconds
Will: Unbreakable
STRENGHTS:
Perfectly trained. Very strong and fast.
Undefeatable with prep time
WEAKNESS:
None

Well..I described Batman...SO WHAT?

😱

My favorite parts are

Will: Unbreakable
and
WEAKNESS: None

😆

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Fighting style- to lazy to use anything other than a gun

body type- nothing special

hieght-probably not taller than the person whoopin my ass

weight-one big mac to many

stamina-i can go about 20 mins before i need a smoke and a nap.

strength-strong enough to pull my ass out of bed in the morning

speed-im no marathon runner, but i sprint a half a city block before getting winded

will- i have enough will power to fill out a dumbass fighting skill stat list

strengths-shit, if i knew that i would probably be doing something with my life

weaknesses-japanese school girls

😆

Originally posted by Bardock42
Not Whirly.

really? i just assumed since whirly was posting under the same theme (check out my internet muscles)

5,9

175 lbs

5 years of boxing mixed with street knowlege.

Fighting Type: music
Bodytype: average
Height: 5'7"
Weight:not tellin
Stamina: ?
Strenght: ?
Speed: fast enough to catch you and that taco your carrying
Will: i will kill all those who oppose my style
STRENGHTS: rocknroll metal
WEAKNESS: rap

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Funny how most people take this as a joke but some people actually feel compelled to put up stats to try and impress others.

ahhhhh....Kharma dog. Like my stat sheet shows, you are my one weakness.... 🙁

my main weakness is quarter pounders with cheese.