I don't like many things. Those things I don't like are the things that annoy me, like football players diving, poor referees, people wanting more, faking idiocy for laughs, chavs, Chelsea sneaking past us in the semi final, closed minds, pretentious muppets, Sponge Bob Square Pants, people not liking ELO, Russel Brand, people using swearing in an attempt to emphasize their anger/frustration when all they do is highlight a lack of vocabulary, people staying over at my house and giving me Ferraro Roche as a gift, stupid drivers.....
But with regards to Pirates of the Caribbean and all POTC related matters, I suppose I get annoyed at the closed mindedness of those who are so obsessed with this whole Jack and Beth "romance". It can been seen as spending too much time dissecting the film so the littlest glance or slightest movement of the hand then becomes proof that the sky will fall down. I mean is it really proof that Will is gay if Jack's left hand twitches in scene 23 of DMC? When Liz's eyes look off camera in at the point of 2h, 02min and 43 seconds, is she looking at Jack, or is she just looking off camera?
But what annoys me the most is people getting so angry over me and my tambourine. I am amazed that such as small thing as a tambourine as got some people so wound up. Look at it from my side, every other post is concerning Jack and Beth's imminent marriage, consummation, offspring and retirement home deaths, but when I try and equal the balance, BAM, I'm automatically the bad guy.
But so be it. I didn't choose this role, but I'll play it if I have to. Now then, I'm sure I left it around here somewhere....